Let’s face it, some people are just begging to be roasted. Whether it’s that one friend who thinks they’re a philosopher just because they tweeted a Drake lyric or your cousin who still dabs in 2025, sometimes, you need to let the jokes fly.
But roasting isn’t simply about being mean, no far from it. It’s about being funny, clever, and just disrespectful enough to keep the room laughing without getting slapped or kicked out. So if you’re looking for amazing comebacks, crispy clapbacks, and disrespectful gems dipped in humor, this one right here is for you.
Here are 20 hilarious roasts organized by category, so you’re always locked and loaded, no matter who you’re roasting.
1. Roasts for Appearance
When someone looks like life hit them with an uno reverse.
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“You don’t need a costume for Halloween. You just need to show up.”
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“Your face looks like it downloaded halfway and gave up.”
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“You look like your barber took revenge.”
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“You’re not ugly, but you do have a very strong… presence.”
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“Your haircut looks like you lost a bet to your shadow.”
2. Roasts for Intelligence
When someone says something so dumb you wonder if their brain has a snooze button.
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“Your brain’s on airplane mode, and no one asked it to be.”
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“You bring a lot to the table… mostly confusion.”
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“You’ve got the confidence of someone who’s wrong 98% of the time.”
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“You thought Bluetooth was a dental condition, didn’t you?”
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“You’re the kind of person who spells FBI as ‘eff bee eye’.”
3. Roasts for Personality
Some people got bad vibes. Others got expired ones.
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“Your energy could power a nap.”
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“You could walk into a room full of sunshine and somehow make it cloudy.”
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“You don’t bring drama—you bring a whole soap opera with ad breaks.”
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“You act like the world owes you something. Newsflash: it doesn’t even remember your birthday.”
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“You have the personality of a dry PowerPoint presentation.”
4. Roasts for Habits
For the people who keep repeating the same nonsense like it’s a personality trait.
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“You’ve been ‘about to start’ that project since dial-up internet.”
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“Your laziness is so advanced, it might be a new form of AI.”
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“You say you’re ‘low-key grinding’—bro, you’ve been on pause for years.”
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“You treat deadlines like suggestions from the universe.”
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“You’re always talking about growth, but your plant is still plastic.”
5. Roasts for Fashion
Because some people dress like they lost a fight with their closet.
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“You look like your wardrobe is playing a prank on you.”
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“Your fit says ‘I gave up, but with confidence.’”
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“You dress like you lost a bet with Pinterest.”
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“Is that a new trend, or are you just expressing internal chaos?”
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“Your outfit’s giving ‘I got dressed in the dark while dodging laundry.’”
6. Bonus Roasts: The No-Filter Edition
These are the ones you save for your closest friends… or your enemies, if you’re built for consequences.
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“You’re not the main character. You’re not even an extra. You’re background noise.”
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“Your life’s a series of bad decisions stitched together by Wi-Fi.”
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“You’re the reason they have warning labels on shampoo bottles.”
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“If common sense were money, you’d still be in debt.”
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“You act like people are jealous of you. Bro, they’re just confused.”
There you have it. 20 roasts hot enough to melt egos and toast anyone brave enough to challenge your wit. But hey, remember the golden rule of roasting: aim to roast, not to ruin. It’s all fun and games until someone starts crying in the group chat. Use your power responsibly.
And if you ever get roasted back? Laugh louder than everyone else. Because taking a joke well is the ultimate flex.
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