Being around a boring person can kill all your energy. It’ll take a lot of effort to engage with them, trying to get them to talk, or trying to understand their humorless jokes.
First, good communication skills mean a lot of things, including knowing how to keep the atmosphere interesting. And a good company will leave you longing for more.
Unfortunately, not every company is good company. Some will make you want to pull out your hair in frustration.
So, if you’ve to engage with a boring person, I understand how frustrating it can be. That’s why in this article, I’ll be taking you through 20 funny roasts for a boring person.
So, while you can point out how unenjoyable their chats and company are, you can also spice things up with these hilarious sassy lines. Stay with me.
20 Funny Roasts for a Boring Person
There are plenty of things you can say to an uninteresting person to shake them up and probably get some interesting comeback from them.
Some interesting lines include: “You’re more boring and annoying than a man snoring,” “I think I’ve discovered your talent– creating humorless jokes” and “Now I understand what it means to be bored to death.”
Below are 20 savage one-liners for a boring person:
- I can’t deal with you. You’re more like a ghost I can see
- You’re more boring and annoying than a man snoring
- You’re too boring, I feel like strangling you anytime you visit
- Do you even listen to yourself?
- How do you cope with yourself when you’re alone?
- I don’t know why I feel sleepy anytime I’m with you
- If “boring” was a sport, you’d be the undeniable champion
- The only thing you’re good at is being boring
- I think I’ve discovered your talent– creating humorless jokes
- The problem is not that you’re not funny, it’s the fact that you don’t know, which makes it funnier
- If only you know how uninteresting you are, you’ll talk less
- If “boring” was a sickness, no doctor would be able to treat you
- You really should come with a warning label- I AM BORING boldly written on your forehead
- You can’t be this boring and still ugly. It’s a crime
- You should attend stand-up comedies more or better still check them out on the internet
- You’re not bad. You’re just boring
- I love your lack of humor. It’s the only straightforward thing about you
- I’d have told you to keep quiet and listen but even your silence is tiring
- Now I understand what it means to be bored to death
- Your outfit is just as boring as you
I Can’t Deal with You. You’re More Like a Ghost I Can See
Many people have claimed to see a ghost, but how many have claimed to speak with one?
While we can’t claim that seeing a ghost is impossible, we do know that speaking with a dead person doesn’t match reality.
So, this is a hilarious line you can use to make fun of a boring person. By comparing them to a ghost that you can only see, it points out how unenjoyable you find their company.
Also, it’ll work for someone who finds it difficult to converse with you.
- I’m sorry I don’t find a ghost interesting
- I feel like I’m with a dead person whenever we’re together
You’re More Boring and Annoying Than a Man Snoring
There’s nothing to get from a sleeping man, but when this sleeping man snores, you’re very likely to get annoyed.
This is another humorous line you can use to tease a humorless person. It’s an interesting way to describe them, emphasizing that they’re worse than a sleeping man who’s snoring.
Also, this rhyming expression will surely create a strong effect.
You’re too Boring, I Feel Like Strangling You Anytime You Visit
It can be depressing to be with someone who doesn’t match your vibes, giving you energy for energy.
And it’ll only get worse when you have to spend more time with them. So, I understand if you feel like reacting to the frustration.
So, this crazy line is a funny way to describe how annoyed you feel whenever you’re with them. It tells them without mincing words that they’re too boring.
Do You Even Listen to Yourself?
“Do you even listen to yourself?” is one of the questions to ask a boring someone you want to roast.
It’s a funny question, but it shows how uninteresting you find them. Also, it’ll work for someone who tells boring jokes or who attempts to add humor to their conversations.
By asking if they listen to themselves, you’re asking them if they enjoy their jokes.
- Do you even listen to yourself? If you do, you’ll keep quiet more
- Do you even listen to yourself? If you do, you won’t applaud yourself
How Do You Cope with Yourself when You’re Alone?
Another hilarious way you can let a humorless person know how uninteresting their company is is by asking how they cope with being alone.
It’s a savage remark that tells them directly that you can’t cope being with them. And by asking how they cope with themselves, you’re pointing out that they likely find themselves boring too.
- How do you cope alone? I’m curious
- How do you cope with your boring self? I want to know
I Don’t Know Why I Feel Sleepy Anytime I’m with You
Another thing to say to roast a boring person is, “I don’t know why I feel sleepy anytime I’m with you”
This line is a funny way to point out how unenjoyable you find them. Also, saying this casually during a boring discussion will surely hit hard.
- Do you usually come with sleeping pills? You make me sleepy all the time
- I don’t know why I feel sleepy anytime I’m with you
If “Boring” Was a Sport, You’d Be the Undeniable Champion
Another savage one-liner you can use to poke fun at a boring person is with this line.
Comparing their person to sports, and calling them the undeniable champion is a funny emphasis on how boring they are.
Also, it’s a humorous way of calling them the king of boredom.
The Only Thing You’re Good at Is Being Boring
“The only thing you’re good at is being boring” is another thing to say to make fun of a boring person.
This line is a two-in-one punchline that doesn’t only emphasizes how boring they are, it also insults them for not being good at any other thing.
- You’re only good at being boring. Such useless character
- You don’t know any other thing other than killing us with boredom
I Think I’ve Discovered Your Talent – Creating Humorless Jokes
Another interesting way to come at someone boring is with this classic one-liner.
This line doesn’t only make fun of their lifeless jokes, it also points out that they’ve got no talent before that moment.
Also, pointing out that creating boring jokes is their talent is sure to cause some good laughs.
The Problem Is Not That You’re Not Funny, It’s the Fact That You Don’t Know, Which Makes It Funnier
Another way to tease an uninteresting company is with this savage remark.
This line doesn’t only mock their lack of humor but insults them for their ignorance in that regard. Also, it’s a funny line you should use with someone who keeps dishing out humorless jokes.
- Your ignorance of your lack of humor is more humorous
- I find your attempt at a joke very funny
If Only You Know How Uninteresting You Are, You’ll Talk Less
What can be more boring than a boring person? It’s a boring person who talks a lot. Dealing with silence is a whole lot different from dealing with a loud uninteresting person.
So, this crazy line that shuns them for talking too much is a perfect way to roast a boring person.
It’s a double one-liner that ridicules them for their boringness and also warns them about talking a lot.
- For someone as boring as you are, you should keep your mouth shut always
- If only you listen more to yourself, you won’t open your mouth all the time
If “Boring” Was a Sickness, no Doctor Would Be Able to Treat You
“If “boring” was a sickness, no doctor would be able to treat you” is another comment to mock a boring person.
This line emphasizes how very uninteresting they are. And by saying no doctor would be able to treat them, you’re also pointing out how helpless their situation is.
You Really Should Come with a Warning Label- I AM BORING Boldly Written on Your Forehead
Another way to make fun of a dull person is by pointing out that they’re meant to come with a label that warns people of who they are.
This is a sassy punchline that emphasizes that the label should boldly have “I am boring” on it.
Also, it’s a funny way of describing them. It’ll work during a roast duel.
You Can’t Be This Boring and Still Ugly. It’s a Crime
“You can’t be this boring and still ugly. It’s a crime” is another thing to say to tease a dull person.
This is another double one-liner that accuses them of being ugly and unenjoyable to be with. Additionally, it’s a crazy one-liner that’ll surely take them unawares.
- You can’t be ugly and also boring. Please choose one
- How can you be this ugly and still boring?
You Should Attend Stand-Up Comedies More or Better Still Check Them Out on the Internet
Another way you can roast a boring person is by stylishly and sarcastically pointing out their boring personality.
Advising them to watch comedies is a funny and crazy way of telling them that they’re boring. Also, it’ll work for a boring person who’s trying comedy.
You’re Not Bad. You’re Just Boring
Another classic line you can use to roast a boring person is, “You’re not bad. You’re just boring.”
This is a funny line that makes them believe you’re complimenting them at first. But, when you add that they’re boring, it’s sure to cause some good laughs.
Also, it’ll work as a response to someone who attempts to joke. It’ll certainly hit hard.
- Wow! You tried, you’re not bad. You’re just boring
- You’re not bad. You’re just boring. Keep trying you can get less boring next time
I Love Your Lack of Humor. It’s the Only Straightforward Thing About You
Another way you can make fun of someone boring is with this two-in-one punchline.
This sassy comment doesn’t only taunt them for their lack of humor, it also implies that they’re a dishonest person.
In addition, it’s a crazy thing you can say after a boring statement from them. They wouldn’t see this one coming.
- I love your lack of humor. It’s sincere
- I like your boring nature, it’s the natural thing about you
I’d Have Told You to Keep Quiet and Listen but Even Your Silence Is Tiring
Another way to taunt a boring person is with this humorous line.
This is another two-in-one punchline that doesn’t only accuse their chats of being boring, it also makes fun of their silence.
By telling them that their silence is tiring, it lets them know that being with them while they’re talking is the same as being with them when they’re not – very boring.
Now I Understand What It Means to Be Bored to Death
We might have heard the expression “bored to death.” This is a phrase that means completely or extremely bored.
So, this is an expression you can use to make fun of a boring person.
This savage remark is appropriate to use after a boring tale from them or spending time with them.
- After spending time with Jake, I truly understood what it means to be bored to death
- Yesterday’s lesson with the music teacher taught me what it means to be bored to death
Your Outfit Is Just as Boring as You
Another way to playfully insult a boring person is by drawing attention to their boring nature through their outfit.
It’s a savage comeback that’d work for someone who doesn’t know how to dress well.
Also, it’s a double one-liner that ridicules their outfit alongside their personality. You can use it as a response to your friend who asks you to comment on what they’re putting on.
- Gosh! This outfit just matches your personality– very boring
- You lack humor and also lack dress sense, wow!
Takeaway
Being with a boring person can be so tiring and frustrating. It’s not something we’d like to subject ourselves to.
So, while you’ve got the option of staying away, this article has provided you with another option of roasting them. You can try these humorous punchlines with any boring person for a good laugh.