20 Funny Roasts for Someone With a Buzz Cut

It can be quite tough to get at someone with a buzz cut because some of them look nice on it. However, still knowing how to deliver a good roast to someone with a buzz cut lies the professionalism and the artistry.

If you are looking for hilarious, light-hearted roasts for someone with a buzz cut, then this article is for you. Here we have gathered the best jokes for a roast.

The lists include one-liners, sarcasm, puns, and deep humor and be used at a roast game, word banter, get-together, or friends hangout.

Let’s start the roast parade!

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Here are 20 Funny Roasts for Someone with a Buzz Cut

Your hair is so short; that even shadows struggle to find something to cling to.
Buzz cut on a low maintenance budget.
Your hair is so short; even the wind skips over it.
Buzz cut bagged a degree in “proving less is more”
Your hair is so short; it’s like a pop-up ad
Did your hair decide to skip the line at the barber and go straight for the buzz cut express lane?
Did you tell your barber you wanted a buzz cut, or did you just show them a picture of an eclipse?
Your hair is at a social distance from your scalp
Your haircut is the real description of the Solar Eclipse.
Your haircut looks better on you anytime your barber isn’t partial.
Your haircut belongs to the military regime.
Your haircut gives you this serious look but deep down we know you belong to the circus.
I’m sure you miss your comb.
Your hair is so short; I bet even your thoughts echo in there.
Your hair is like a silent movie – no drama, no plot twists, just a simple and straightforward buzz.
This haircut shows the real structure of your head.
Mr. Buzz cut just reached a new height.
With that, haircut one would think you are 20 but you witnessed World War I.
Your haircut reminds me of jumping off a cliff.
You look like you had your head shaved with a lawnmower.

Your hair is so short; even shadows struggle to find something to cling to

Use this hot and hilarious roast to poke fun at someone with a buzz cut and leave them burning for two seconds. This roast will hit that person perfectly and leave them speechless.

You can use this in a roast game with your friend.

Here is a tweaked example:

Your hair is so short: that even your shadows need a magnifier to project it.

Buzz cut on a low-maintenance budget

“Buzz cut on a low-maintenance budget” is a good roast for someone with a buzz cut because it’s creative and filled with humor.

This roast makes use of sarcasm to poke fun at someone with a buzz cut, that they chose the hairstyle because they are broke.

Use this roast playfully on your friend who is rocking a buzz cut and be sure to hear giggles from your other buddies.

Here are some instances of ways to use this roast:

Our guy is broke, that’s why he chose this hairstyle.
You finally found a hairstyle that fits your low budget.

Your hair is so short; even the wind skips over it.

Here is another humor-filled roast to use for someone with a buzz cut. For instance, your friend is feeling fly over his new hairstyle, and he is using it to spite you who hasn’t had a haircut yet, brush him playfully by teasing him with this roast.

This will open the ground for more roasts so be prepared.

Here are some examples of alternatives to use to use this roast:

Your hair is in discord with nature; even the wind avoids it.
I can bet the wind hates your buzz cut as much as I do.

Buzz cut bagged a degree in “proving less is more

You and your friends are just catching up on old times, one of them is rocking a buzz cut, and they know you as someone who knows how to roast. Give them a taste of what it feels like to have you back with this roast.

You can be more dramatic when saying your roast. Let me give you an instance; assuming you have gotten to the part where you’re arguing on something and everyone already gave their piece of mind but it gets to Buzz cut guy and he says; “you guys have said it all”…

Don’t even stall for time before you hit him with this:

Leave Buzz cut guy, he has a degree in “proving less is more”

Your hair is so short; it’s like a pop-up ad

Another hilarious roast you can use for someone with a buzz cut is “Your hair is so short; it’s like a pop-up ad”. This is one of the humorous ways you can make fun of their buzz.

When you want to deliver your roast, you can say it this way:

Your hair is so short; it’s like a pop-up ad brief, unexpected, and usually dismissed instantly.

Did your hair decide to skip the line at the barber and go straight for the buzz cut express lane

Prove to your audience you have a lot “Did your hair decide to skip the line at the barber and go straight for the buzz cut express lane” is one of the classic one-liners you can use to roast someone with a buzz, and most especially you can use it in a word banter with your friends.

Here is an example:

I’m sure your hair skipped the barber’s clipper and went straight for the buzz-cut express lane.

Did you tell your barber you wanted a buzz cut, or did you just show them a picture of an eclipse?

Still, in the word banter, get another point with this classic punchline. “Did you tell your barber you wanted a buzz cut, or did you just show them a picture of an eclipse” is another funny way to roast someone with a buzz cut.

This makes a direct comparison joke with an eclipse. You know the buzz haircut has short hair at the front, and the rear very low which is similar to an eclipse; the short hair represents the cloudy part of an eclipse.

Do you grab it?

Now, move on to say your roast like this:

Guess your barber was thinking about the eclipse when he barbed your hair.

Your hair is at a social distance from your scalp

“Your hair is at a social distance from your scalp” is another humorous statement you can use to roast someone with a buzz cut.

This roast is very funny and takes minutes for you to understand the implicature you are deriving.

You can use this roast to buy time for yourself when in a roast banter with your friend.

Here is an example:

There is no longer COVID 19 but your hair is in a social distance from your scalp.

Your haircut is the real description of the Solar Eclipse

Still, in the roast game, you don’t need to think too much just bring back the burns using this roast sequel to roast no. 7.

With this, you are indirectly telling them that their hair is not only absurd but it is also a bad hair inspo for you.

You can create a scenario for your roast to make it more interesting. Something like this:

When next little Lola asks what a solar eclipse is, I will tell her “Darling, just take a deep glare at Uncle Sam’s head, there you will find your answer glaring at you”

Your haircut looks better on you anytime your barber isn’t partial

This is a witty expression you have there! This roast implies that your barber chose the wrong hairstyle for you and now Mr. Buzz doesn’t look good.

It is a great roast to make light jest on someone with a buzz cut and a clever way to tell them the hairstyle doesn’t fit them, plus take-home advice that it’s high time they changed their hairstyle.

You becoming handsome lies in the hands of your barber. The sooner he realizes, the better for you.

Your haircut belongs to the military regime

Tell your friend with a buzz cut in a clever way that they paid homage to the past with this roast; “Your haircut belongs to the military regime.”

Make it more funny by saying it this way:

Did your hair enlist in the military, or is the buzz cut just on a mission to declare independence from follicle tyranny-military

Your haircut gives you this serious look but deep down we know you belong to the circus

Your friend is clamoring for some respect from you guys, and he even went to the extreme to have a buzz cut, now he is looking so strict and serious.

Playfully step on his toes with this roast but make sure you say it in a jocular way.

For example, you can tease him with a “Big Paps” title then add:

Big Paps, your haircut gives you this serious look but deep down we know you belong to the circus.
Even with this haircut, you still look like a joker.

I’m sure you miss your comb

I’m sure you miss your comb is another way to tease someone with a buzz cut especially when the buzz cut is giving a “you are bald” vibe.

Poke your tongue at them and be prepared to be engaged in a hot pursuit.

See examples under this type of roast:

How long will it take you to stop being at war with your comb
Your hair is revolting against your comb.

Your hair is so short; I bet even your thoughts echo in there

Another classic one-liner to roast someone with a buzz cut is “Your hair is so short; I bet even your thoughts echo in there”.

Exaggerated lines hit more so watch how much effect this roast will have on them.

Your hair is so short, even whispers echo in there.

Your hair is like a silent movie – no drama, no plot twists, just a simple and straightforward buzz

This is a complex roast and it is also very suitable to use when you are in a roast game with someone with a buzz cut.

This roast practically means that they have a boring hairstyle and a change of hairstyle will add fun to their boring life.

To make this roast hit more, try breaking it down like this:

Your hairstyle is as boring as your life – no drama, no plot twists, just a simple and straightforward buzz.

This haircut shows the real structure of your head

Another hilarious roast to poke someone with a buzz cut is to tell them “This haircut shows the real structure of your head.”

With this, you are implying that they have a bad shape of heads, and the haircut only highlighted that feature.

This roast is a classic burner so I will advise you to say it in a light-hearted way.

See these classic examples:

I just got a 3D view of your head. Thanks to your buzz cut.
Wanna what you look like with this haircut? Search for “amoeba” on Google.

Mr. Buzz cut just reached a new height

This is a clever play on words. Here, you know buzz cut is a short hairstyle yet you ironically told your friend he has reached new heights with his buzz cut.

How hilarious thinking about it again. Now, the play on words comes in if Mr. Buzz Cut gets a promotion.

This roast is certain to induce laughter from your audience when you say it this way:

Let’s make a toast to Mr. Buzz Cut, he just reached a new height.

With that haircut, one would think you are 20 but you witnessed World War I

Playfully throw a subtle tease to your Grandpa with this roast. You know how funny our grandparents can be when it comes to aging, it is one truth they don’t want to accept.

So, if your grandpa gets a buzz cut to buttress his “I’m still in my prime” statement, jokingly roast him in this manner:

Grandpa, this haircut doesn’t change the fact that you witnessed the great World War II

Your haircut reminds me of jumping off a cliff

Here is another humorous roast to sustain the bubbly atmosphere. This roast is capable of throwing everyone into gallops of chuckles.

Also, it means that their buzz cut is so unprofessional and has a funny outlook.

You look like you had your head shaved with a lawnmower

Finally, end your roast with this uproarious joke. First, you are making a joke about someone with a buzz that they got their head instead of their hair shaved.

Second, their haircut portrays that they made use of a lawnmower.

I’m very sure your barber made use of a lawnmower haircut because this can only be achieved by using a lawnmower.

EndNote

A well-executed roast has the power to make people laugh out loud, so make sure you adhere to the lists of roasts below and the tips on how to do them.

Remember to sustain a light-hearted atmosphere throughout your roast.