If you have long fingers yourself or you know someone who does, you might want to roast them to make a funny scene around them.
You are in the right place if that is the case. It is not as difficult as it might seem to roast someone with long nails.
They frequently exhibit excessive confidence when it comes to their nails, so you might want to be prepared.
I will be taking you through twenty hilarious practical jokes for people with long nails in this post. Continue reading to find out more.
Here are 20 ways to roast someone with long fingers
- With such Long fingers, if I didn’t know better I would have thought you were holding Cutleries.
- It wouldn’t be a shock if you were arrested for possession of harmful weapons.
- I would rather play with a porcupine than let you tickle me.
- My head itches but if I was trying to scratch my brain then I could have asked for your help
- Using scissors to pick my nose would be preferable to your Long fingers
- Long fingers are the reason why you fit in every story or film written about Dracula.
- With Long fingers like that you remind me of lobsters.
- With such Long fingers you cease to exist in God’s image
- With a roof over your head, Long fingers and nails make you look homeless.
- Your Long fingers remind me of spiders.
- With Long fingers like that, it makes you look like a caveman.
- Laughing happily with those Long fingers doesn’t make you cool, it makes you look like pasta.
- Your Long fingers are so sharp that Wolverine won’t stand a chance against you.
- It looks like you have a windscreen wiper for a finger when making the no sign.
- Everyone has guns for self-protection, you have Long fingers.
- On a closer look your Long fingers are meant to climb trees not for fashion.
- Your Long fingers will suffice while trying to eat noodles, in case there is no fork.
- My hair is so tangled, can you lend me your Long fingers?
- Your fingers are so long, but they could not find peace?
- You look good, but your Long fingers won’t agree with the statement.
1. With such Long fingers, if I didn’t know better I would have thought you were holding Cutleries.
If you want to take a dig at the person you are roasting, then this statement will suffice.
With this, you are implying that his long set of fingers looks like cutleries because they are long and they are so obvious.
This means while at a dining table, someone might think they are holding a cutlery but it is their fingers.
- We are short of Cutleries. Could you pass me your finger?
2. It wouldn’t be a shock if you were arrested for possession of harmful weapons.
This is a perfect roast line to troll someone with a long finger.
Here you are saying his long fingers can be mistaken for holding a knife, which might be used as a weapon.
This statement is to draw a smile from your friend with long fingers, this statement will hit better when delivered with a friendly tone.
- Anytime you stick your fingers out, I feel one day we might get arrested for the wrong reason.
3. I would rather play with a porcupine than let you tickle me.
This roast makes more sense if the person you are referring to has long fingers with sharp pointy nails.
And you are scared they might wound you while trying to tickle you.
This roast will put a smile on your friend’s face and might make them more careful if they are still going to go ahead and tickle you.
- A dance with a porcupine will be preferable, to a tickle from your nails.
4. My head itches but if I was trying to scratch my brain then I could have asked for your help
A more sarcastic and stingy roast will be taken as a joke and understood if the person you are about to roast is your friend.
This insinuates his fingers are so long and pointy, that if they decide to truly help you scratch, they might go past the surface and then inside your head.
- God gave you natural surgical instruments for a finger.
5. Using scissors to pick my nose would be preferable to your Long fingers.
If you notice the person you are about to roast, loves to pick his or her nose with their long finger, you can make use of this statement to get at them, to you it seems unrealistic that the fingers are so long, and going into the nose doesn’t sit well with you.
- Your fingers are meant to pick locks, not your nose.
6. Long fingers are the reason why you fit in every story or film written about Dracula.
Show off your trolling skills by adding fiction that will make you roast like a pro.
This statement compares your friend with long nails to Dracula.
Draculas are mythical creatures in horror films known to possess long sharp nails, these are characteristics you can find on your friend’s long fingers.
- With those tools, you call a finger, Dracula might be shocked to meet you in person.
7. With Long fingers like that you remind me of lobsters.
Don’t go too easy on your siblings or friends while roasting them.
By making use of this statement, you insinuate that lobsters relatively have obvious arms and look bigger, comparing your friend to it, is hilariously telling your friend his long fingers are long and obvious like lobster arms.
- I know why you don’t eat lobsters, both of you are distant relatives.
8. With such Long fingers you cease to exist in God’s image.
This statement is a hilarious way to troll your friend who has long fingers, God created us in his image but you doubt God having such long fingers, to you, it is not normal since it is not that common to see people with extremely long fingers they are rare.
Make sure your tone while delivering this joke is mild and friendly so that it won’t sound like a diss.
- You are a result of one of those days when God decided to be artistic and funny in creating humans.
9. With a roof over your head, Long fingers and nails make you look homeless.
If the long-fingered friend you are about to roast loves to show off his or her nails every chance they get, this statement is the right word to put a check on them.
This statement implies only homeless people look unkempt with long nails, which are supposed to be trimmed and kept clean and neat.
Comically draw a smile from your friend with this stingy, funny statement.
- Have seen a homeless man with longer fingers but neat and shorter nails.
10. Your Long fingers remind me of spiders.
This statement could be the best way to set up a friend for roasting.
With this, you are comparing his or her long fingers to spiders with long legs, and anytime you see those long fingers they remind you of spiders, smile while delivering this statement, to make your friend understand it is a joke and not a diss.
- Your fingers look like the type to climb walls when everyone is asleep.
11. With Long fingers like that, it makes you look like a caveman.
This statement might make you sound like a cinephile, but this is just the extent you can go to make fun of a friend.
Cavemen in films and stories are usually huge and strong and mostly have long fingers and limbs, your friend with a long finger fits this description of the earliest men.
- You are living evidence cavemen existed, with those long fingers.
12. Laughing happily with those Long fingers doesn’t make you cool, it makes you look like pasta.
Roasting someone sometimes might put the person in a tight corner, funny but slightly offensive.
Here you are comparing the likelihood of the person’s long finger to a pasta, which has similar looks.
This statement hits better if the person to be roasted is a foodie, he will understand the message and this will draw out laughter from him.
- Your fingers are not meant for a long hot bath, they will appear overcooked.
13. Your Long fingers are so sharp that Wolverine won’t stand a chance against you.
This statement is the perfect comic relief created to draw out a smile, in the person you want to roast or whoever is around.
This statement insinuates Wolverine, a Marvel fictional character, wouldn’t stand a chance if the long fingers and sharp nails were to be used as a weapon.
14. It looks like you have a windscreen wiper for a finger when making the no sign.
You can always roast someone with a long finger with a hilarious description that fits.
This statement means the person’s finger sarcastically looks like a windscreen wiper, especially when making the no gesture, with their fingers going forth and back.
Deliver your roast with a mild tone, to make the smile airborne to everyone present in the room.
- You have such long fingers that you could scratch your knee without bending over.
15. Everyone has guns for self-protection, you have Long fingers.
Make sure you deliver this statement in such a way it doesn’t look like a diss.
This implies that they have a long finger with a sharp nail, making it look like a weapon that can be used for self-defense in case they don’t have a gun.
This statement is filled with puns and humor, don’t worry it won’t be misunderstood.
- At a gunpoint, I feel safer already with your nails.
16. On a closer look your Long fingers are meant to climb trees not for fashion.
This is the perfect come-back to prove more than just a point for a friend with long fingers who decided to roast you.
This statement implies the fingers look long enough and might make grasping and holding things easy, and it doesn’t look fashionable but will be perfect for climbing trees.
- You have such long fingers that you could type “war and peace.”
17. Your Long fingers will suffice while trying to eat noodles, in case there is no fork
Roasting a friend or sibling can be funny and the best part is when you deliver it when no one is expecting.
This statement compares your friend or sibling’s long fingers to a fork and would suffice in case there is no fork.
This is a hilarious statement, that could make everyone available at the dining table laugh and maybe forgive you for not obeying table manners.
- Heard you love noodles a lot, they are the reason your long fingers seem important.
18. My hair is so tangled, can you lend me your Long fingers?
Having a long finger is not a crime, but having a friend who loves and makes fun of everything is.
This implies the long fingers look like a comb, that can be used to straighten tangled hair, this is a statement with lighthearted jokes to troll a friend with long fingers and not a diss.
- With your fingers, you will be needed in the salon, as soon as combs become extinct.
19. Your fingers are so long, but they could not find peace?
This statement implies that there is always a comment to be passed anytime someone sees their long fingers, it is not something you see and won’t pass a comment on, it means the fingers draw attention towards themselves, also a good example to get roasted on.
- Your long fingers are another magnet for attention.
20. You look good, but your Long fingers won’t agree with the statement.
Finally, this is the best way to come for someone with a long finger, who decides to start a roast game with you.
This implies that their long fingers don’t look good on them and they might have looked perfect without it, this statement stings but it either you roast someone or get roasted.
- Your long fingers are the only thing with potential on you.