Category: Best Comebacks

We all talk, from time to time, especially with people we’re comfortable with, and there’s always that time we ramble on and on. While it’s not everyone that’ll enjoy your rambling, it can be offensive when someone calls you diarrhea.  “Verbal diarrhea” is the term used to describe someone who talks too much without control.… Continue reading 20 Good Comebacks to Say When Someone Calls You Diarrhea 

Has anyone ever told you that you smell like poop? Whether as a joke or not, it can be very embarrassing to be in such a situation. Well, the good news is that you don’t have to stay embarrassed and take it all in. With a good comeback, you can own the conversation and put… Continue reading 20 Best Comebacks to “You Smell Like Poop”

Some people feel they must have a say in everything, including telling you how to behave and how not to. These kinds of people can be annoying to deal with, and sometimes the best way to deal with them is to ignore them. However, a good comeback can also do the trick. So, if someone… Continue reading 20 Best Comebacks to Say When Someone Says “You Shouldn’t Act Like That

“You’re reaching” is an informal expression used to describe an exaggeration or something that isn’t possible. People often make a reach consciously or unconsciously to emphasize a point or to tell a lie. Whether you make an exaggeration consciously or unconsciously, it can be annoying after you make a statement and someone says that it’s… Continue reading 20 Great Comebacks When Someone Says You Are Reaching 

“Stop staring” can seem like a normal statement to make to someone until it’s rudely thrown at you. While it’s rude to stare at someone, especially if it’s a prolonged one, someone rudely asking you to stop can also embarrass you. So, what can you do if you’re in such a situation? Well, you’ve got… Continue reading 20 Best Comebacks to Say When Someone Says, “Stop Staring”

You stumbled against someone in the hallway or on the street and they yell at you about being blind. If you have not experienced this, maybe you’ve seen someone call out at someone, “What, are you blind?”  This article presents the 20 best comebacks when someone calls you blind. Now you don’t have to walk… Continue reading 20 Best Comebacks When Someone Calls You Blind

The best comeback to give when someone calls you a pervert will depend on the situation. The person didn’t just use such demoralizing words on you for no reason.  They must have called you that after seeing either your body language, spoken words, eye movement, or rude gestures. But in some cases, they may be… Continue reading 20 Good Comebacks When Someone Calls You a Pervert

“It’s not that deep” is the kind of phrase someone can use when they are gaslighting you.  I get it. Some people genuinely say, “It’s not that deep,” just to tell you not to take things too seriously or to not make a big deal out of something.  But saying “it’s not that deep” can… Continue reading 20 Comebacks to “It’s Not That Deep”

People can be smart enough to say, “I’m not your mirror,” when you make comments about how bad they look. They can diss you with this phrase when you try to criticize their appearance. But we can’t fold our hands and get roasted that way.  I’ve received emails from many readers asking what is a… Continue reading 20 Best Comebacks to “I’m Not Your Mirror”

When someone says, “You’re not special,” they want you to feel like you’re just similar to everyone else and not particularly outstanding.  It can hurt because it feels like they’re belittling you. But instead of getting upset, you can remember that everyone is unique in their way, and it’s okay not to be what someone… Continue reading 20 Comebacks To “You’re Not Special”