When someone calls you weak, they’re trying to say you’re not strong, whether it’s physically, emotionally, or mentally.
People might say this to you when they want to make you feel small or inferior, usually during arguments or when they’re trying to bully.
How you respond depends on the situation. You can choose to ignore it or respond with a clever comeback to show you’re not affected by their words.
Here are 20 of the best retorts I’ve heard so far for when someone calls you weak and how you can use them:
List of the Best 20 Comebacks When You’re Called Weak
1. As in seven days?
“As in seven days” is one of the funniest comebacks for when someone calls you weak. You’re using a clever play on words. Instead of just defending yourself, you’re turning the insult into a joke.
Comebacks like this one catch them off guard and make you look relaxed and confident. It’s the kind of comeback people remember because it’s funny and intelligent.
You can say it in several ways:
- Like the first week of creation, huh?
- Do you mean weak, like Monday mornings?
2. I may be weak, but at least I’m not as fragile as your ego.
When someone calls you weak, you can turn the tables on them by saying, “I may be weak, but at least I’m not as fragile as your ego.”
They’re trying to make you feel wrong about being weak, but you cleverly point out that their ego is way more fragile than your physical strength.
It’s a playful way to show that their insult doesn’t bother you and that you’re quick on your feet with a witty comeback.
- Maybe I’m not the strongest, but I’ve got thicker skin than your ego.
- So what if I’m not the toughest? My ego’s not as delicate as yours.
3. Weakness is subjective, but your lack of manners is crystal clear.
By replying with “Weakness is subjective,” you remind the person that being weak or strong isn’t black and white. What they see as a weakness might not be weak at all in another situation.
The comeback gets interesting when you point out their bad manners. It’s a classy way to handle the situation while still standing up for yourself.
- Calling me weak doesn’t bother me, but being rude does.
- You can think I’m weak if you want, but being polite is more important.
4. Yeah, but I can work out to get strong. How are you going to fix your stupidity?
I’ve heard many people use this comeback when they are called weak. And you can utilize it, too.
It’s funny because you’re turning their insult around on them and calling them stupid at the same time.
- Sure, I might not be Hercules now but give me time. What’s your plan for fixing your brain lapses?
- Okay, I’ll hit the gym. But how about you hit the books and work on fixing that wit of yours?
5. Weak? Says the one whose backbone is as sturdy as a wet noodle.
Comparing their backbone (which means courage) to a wet noodle implies they’re not precisely tough themselves.
And when you say,” Says the one,” you’re pointing out that their insult doesn’t really hold weight because they’re not exactly a symbol of strength themselves.
Comebacks like this make you sound cool.
- Weak? Look who’s talking, Mr. Noodle Backbone!
6. Being weak physically is temporary, but being weak-minded seems to be a lifelong condition for you.
Use this comeback to imply that they have a bigger problem than you do.
Using this line will show that you’re not just thinking about physical strength but also about mental strength, which can be even more critical.
This line is a bright and sassy way to shut down their insult and make them think twice before messing with you again!
The only challenge with this comeback is that you have to put so many words in your heart to deliver it right. But here are alternatives:
- Sure, I might not be the strongest today, but muscles can grow. I can’t say the same for your weak attitude.
- Maybe I’m not a powerhouse right now, but strength can be built. But a weak mind? That seems like a permanent feature for you.
7. Funny, coming from someone who couldn’t lift their self-esteem.
“Funny, coming from someone who couldn’t lift their self-esteem” is another fantastic comeback you can say when called weak.
You can use it to point out that the insulter is so insecure that they can’t even boost their confidence.
- Says the one who couldn’t even lift their spirits.
- Coming from someone who struggles even to pick up their confidence.
8. I look weak only to the weak
When someone calls you weak, responding with “I look weak only to the weak” is a calm way to point out that their opinion says more about them than it does about you.
Plus, it shows you’re confident and sure of yourself. You’re not letting their words shake you. Instead, you’re standing tall and letting them know that their negativity won’t bring you down.
- If you see weakness in me, maybe it’s because you’re not looking strong enough.
- Only those who lack strength themselves would see weakness in me.
9. You do realize being called weak by an idiot who’s always wrong is actually a compliment?
Another way to outsmart someone when they call you weak is to say, “You do realize being called weak by an idiot who’s always wrong is actually a compliment?”
It would imply that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
It means their opinions don’t matter because they’re not very smart.
- Being called weak by someone who’s always wrong is like getting a gold star from a clown.
- If a broken clock calls me weak, it’s basically complimenting my strength
10. No, I’m not week; I’m the whole year.
By comparing yourself to a year, you’re saying you’re not just vital for a moment; you’re strong all the time.
It’s also an excellent play on words that will show that you don’t take their insult seriously and you’re unfazed by it.
11. I only have to be stronger than you.
You don’t need to be the strongest person ever. You just need to be stronger than them.
This comeback is a clever way of flipping the situation around and making them realize that their insult didn’t land like they thought it would.
So, instead of feeling small, you come out looking confident and relaxed.
- I just need to be more challenging than you.
- As long as I’m stronger than you, I’m good
12. Thank you. That’s actually a compliment … when you consider the source.
The comeback, “Thank you. That’s actually a compliment… when you consider the source”, is another fantastic way to reply when someone calls you weak.
It means the person calling you weak isn’t someone whose opinion matters much to you. So, instead of getting upset, you’re kind of brushing it off cleverly and politely.
I like this line because it might even make them rethink what they said or realize that their opinion doesn’t hold much weight.
- Thanks, but I’ll take that as a compliment… coming from you.
- Thanks! It’s nice to hear positive things, even from surprising sources
13. That’s rich coming from someone who relies on antidepressant pills.
You can use this comeback to reveal their hypocrisy.
Even if it’s an assumption on your end, it will still get to them because It shows that they’re being hypocritical by judging you while dealing with their struggles.
Once you say this, they’ll probably be stunned and won’t know how to respond. So, it’s a way to defend yourself.
- Says the one popping pills for their problems.
- Is it coming from someone who needs medication to cope, really?
14. That’s not what your mother said last night
When someone tries to put you down by calling you weak, you can say, “That’s not what your mother said last night on the bed.”
No one likes their parent to be dragged into a roast, and this is the extreme of it.
You’re using their insult against them, and they will cringe when the line paints the idea of you sleeping with their mom.
- Your mom didn’t seem to mind my strength last night.
- Maybe you should ask your mom about my strength
15. Strong minds discuss ideas; weak minds resort to insults.
By saying strong minds discuss ideas, it means you’re more interested in having intelligent conversations instead of petty arguments.
It’s a clever way also to remind them that people who rely on insults probably don’t have much else to offer in a conversation.
Use this line to shut down their insult and show you’re the bigger person.
- Let’s chat about ideas, not insults. That’s where the real strength lies.
16. Like the connection between your mum and dad
“Like the connection between your mum and dad” is one of the sassiest ways to respond when someone calls you weak.
It means their argument is as weak as the connection between their parents.
Mentioning their parents makes it personal, and it fits almost any situation. If indeed their parents have marital issues, this will sting so bad for them.
17. Tomorrow, I can be more robust; you’ll be stupid forever
When someone says you’re weak, you can remind them that strength can be built over time, but their lack of smarts seems to be a permanent condition.
This line is a clever way of saying you can improve, and it shows you’re mentally sharp, too.
- Maybe I’m weak today, but I can work on that. I can’t say the same for your brain, though!
- Sure, I might not be the strongest right now, but muscles can grow. I can’t say the same for your brainpower!
18. Sure, I can’t pick up these weights. But I can pick up your girl
One of the best ways to deliver a comeback is first to acknowledge the criticism (you’re not the strongest).
But this line helps you turn the insult funnily and show that you can pick up your partner no matter how weak they perceive you to be
It shows confidence and humor, and those are the two critical ingredients for smartness when delivering comebacks.
- I may not lift weights, but I lift spirits.
- I can’t bench press, but I can charm my way out of anything
19. Your words don’t make you strong
When someone tries to insult you, they’re just using words. They’re not proving they’re harsh or anything.
So when you say, “Your words don’t make you strong,” you tell them that talking smack doesn’t make them challenging.
You’re showing them that you’re strong enough to handle whatever they throw at you. And trust me; there’s nothing more satisfying than leaving them speechless with just six little words.
20. Strength, as you define it, is not my goal.
“Strength, as you define it, is not my goal” is another intellectual way to respond when someone tries to call you weak.
It indirectly implies that they have a little perspective on what being strong is, and as such, you don’t take much importance to their words.
It’s a fundamental way to show that you’re not bothered by their insult.
In Summary
Whether you should come up with a clever response to being called weak depends on who’s saying it and the situation.
If it’s an older person telling you that to motivate you, then your comeback will be different from the one you give to someone who said it to make you feel inferior.
For older people, you could say, “It’s okay to be weak, but it’s not okay to be unkind like you.”
For others, ask, “Who made you the boss of me?”
And for bullies who aren’t very smart, just say, “Why should I care what you think?”
If you’re not really sure about engaging in a verbal battle, it is best to ignore them, and they will get tired or bored of trying to annoy you because they will not be getting the reaction or attention they expect.