Category: How Do I Roast Someone

Can you roast and toast someone at the same time?  In this article you are going to learn that this is possible. What is most common is either having someone roast you outright. And when you’re not being roasted, someone is toasting you. Not many people are able to pull off the two at once.… Continue reading Funny Ways to Roast and Toast Someone

Brown is a type of hair color. Everywhere you go you will find a brown haired person, men and women, old and young. Most people with brown hair are ordinary looking, until they aren’t.  At RoastHow, we believe two fundamental truths: everyone is special, and anyone can be the subject of a roast, for no… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for Someone With Brown Hair

Let’s shred that annoying person who has an answer for every subject under the sun.  You must have someone like that around you. Or even in your circle. He or she won’t stop talking, a Mr. Know-it-all.  There you are, gazing glumly at the person, struggling with the urge to shut them up. But you… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for Someone Who Thinks They’re Smart

I speak for a lot of basketball players when I say people yelling “rebound that” as you take a shot always hurts and makes you miss worse than usual. That would pass as a good roast punchline for a basketball player. But it goes beyond that. I interact with a lot of basketball players enough… Continue reading 20 Good Roasts for Basketball Players 

If you have a football player you want to roast, it can be a little tricky coming up with the perfect Punchline that will genuinely make them riled up.  This is because people in this kind of sport have been insulted by so many things, such that what you say to them may not be… Continue reading 20 Good Roasts for Football Players

Even the baseball players are complaining that many people don’t insult or roast them correctly. If you want a roast for baseball players, one-liners like “L,” “Noob,” “Get good,” or “kb abuser” are excellent but not enough to get under their skin.  Newer roast punchlines such as “Your favorite team is the Pink Sox” and… Continue reading 20 Good Roasts for Baseball Players 

Today, when an old teenager reveals that they play Minecraft, you can expect to hear replies like,  Are you seriously playing that game? Only cringy 12 years play that game Now I’m not sure if you’re autistic or not because you played Minecraft It’s a stereotype. But you won’t blame people. MC players can be… Continue reading 20 Good Roasts for Minecraft Players

Do you know any kid named Jacob and you want to roast them? Kids can be fun to be with, and engaging in roast battles is one way to have fun with them. You can use humorous and savage lines to tease them for a good laugh. What’s more, you can use these punchlines to… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for a Kid Named Jacob

A toxic player is someone who constantly creates an ominous atmosphere that interferes with your gaming experience. It can be so annoying that you want a solution to keep their mouth zip. So, How do you respond to a toxic player? All this while, my resolve has always been just to ignore them because I… Continue reading 20 Good Roasts for Toxic Players

People with really black hair may get some compliments, but they will also gain a fair share of roasts as well. If you know someone with distinctive black hair, and you want to insult them in a light-hearted manner, you almost always have to be sensitive about your choice of words. Roasts like “Your hair… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts For Someone With Black Hair