Instagram is social media platform known for HD photos, 4k videos. It is a lifestyle platform where celebrities share moments from their lives with their fans.
On occasions, Instagram offers funny banter in the comment section. This article captures some of those moments.
We have curated roasts from all around Instagram to give you 50 of the funniest.
Dig in.
50 of the Funniest Roasts on Instagram
1. Shaving For Nothing.
If you’re an adult it’s clear enough what this lady is talking about. Everyone in the comments picked on the meaning.
A few ladies congratulated her on this discovery. Some even reminded themselves of shaving that night.
There’s Blake who didn’t think shaving is something you only do when you’re expecting some romance. Blake had everyone laughing when she reminded memesa shaving is part of adult hygiene.
2. Moments That Warm The Heart.
Shaun Pandu, a South African, shared her desires about 2024. They composed of stuff she’d love to see on her timeline; wedding photos, new jobs, people changing situations at home, new businesses.
You know, the works.
Instagram folks nodded their agreement. Everyone would love to see these things as well.
A certain Samuel dove into the comment section to ask if all Shaun wanted to do in 2024 was expecting. Won’t she contribute any of this good stuff? This roast was funny.
3. Your Insurance Pays For Trips.
Instagram Memesa complained about her car insurance. She raised what majority considered a valid point.
She’s of the opinion that insurance companies should reward at the year’s end you for not crashing your car.
A fellow named Ikela observed that the payments fund the ovesea trips of insurance executives. It was a funny moment.
4. Moving Decimal Points.
We experienced a funny roast when Mr. Laughter on Instagram said he wished he could move the decimals in his bank account.
We know he meant moving it to the right to increase the digits. Don’t we all want this? But wishes weren’t horses.
An Instagram user commented what was considered a funny response when he said it was possible to move the decimals. But to the left.
5. What’s A Good Amount For Lunch?
It was wild on this comment section on Instagram. A girl named Memesa asked what was a good amount to send someone for lunch.
The suggestions ranged from 200 to 1000 bands. Some were outrageous, a few were reasonable.
Responding to the outrageous figures, Tatenda dropped the comment below. It was a funny but brutal comment.
6. 2k For Lunch But Leaking Pipes At Home.
Memesa’s post on Instagram continue to draw comments like honeybadger to honey.
The figures kept on increasing and getting out of hand. There were those who wholeheartedly believed 2k for lunch was being moderate.
A guy named Shipo dropped the comment below accusing certain people of leaking pipes.
7. Sending Lunch Money?
The roast continued. And now they’re not roasting the folks who were dropping outrageous figures.
They were roasting Memesa and anyone who believed money should be sent for lunch.
Apparently, some people didn’t think money should be sent at all. Let everyone be responsible for their lunch.
Elton in the comment section feigned ignorance, asking: you guys send lunch money?
8. Are You Feeding Tolokoshes?
Tolokoshes is South Africa’s Boogeyman. It is a type of animal rooted in local folklore.
This user wonders why people want to eat lunch with more than R500. His comment was both thoughtful and hilarious, especially if you’re South African.
9. Missiology?
Gerald, an Instagram user said he just received a masters in practical theology and missiology.
Some congratulate him, others wonder what missiology is. One of the people who apparently didn’t know that missiology is the study of religions missions, dropped his comment.
Dumisani wants Gerald to help him find his girlfriend who’s been missing since December.
10. Selling Toes.
This Instagram user asked a question we all want answers to. Increase income is a hot subject these days.
The suggestions were hilarious. A user as seen below recommended a curious side hustle. He said, selling toes. We don’t know if he meant actual toes but it was funny.
11. Ask With A Gun.
Still on side hustle for the year 2024. More suggestions pour in from people in the comment section.
Another user dropped a funny and wild suggestion. He suggested simply asking people for money while brandishing a gun in their face.
A hilarious one this is.
12. Start A Political Party
What side hustle are you starting this year? Well, someone had already suggested asking for money with a gun.
Still in that comment section, someone is positive starting a political party is good business.
How he’s going to make money from a political party remains to be seen. But we can’t deny this roast is funny.
13. A Heist Business.
We waited for the most hilarious roast on that comment section. We weren’t disappointed.
Vuyis, an Instagram user dropped a single word with an emoji to boot. His favoured side hustle is: heist.
It was a hilarious suggestion. What kind of heists? He didn’t say. The humor is in the simplicity of the comment.
14. Harvey Is Caught.
Steve Harvey has been on the news recently for the wrong reasons, courtesy of a podcast that featured Kat Williams.
This is where this Instagram post comes from. But Harvey doesn’t seem to care about the things Kat Williams said about him.
Headhoncho, an Instagram user, cares. He cares so much that he roasts Harvey in the comments, calling him ‘unc.’
15. Simping Harvey
Fans continue to roast Harvey in his comments section on Instagram. After calling himself the hardest working man in Hollywood.
A user makes reference to Harvey’s book, ‘Act Like A Woman, Think Like A Man,’ calling him weird.
The funny part of the roast is where this user called Harvey a simp.
16. Hardest Veneers.
Wait, let’s talk about Steve Harvey’s teeth. They do look suspiciously fake. They look good, we agree. Still.
A user in Harvey’s comment section raised issues with the veneers by saying Harvey was the first to get them.
This is in response to Harvey’s claim that he’s the hardest working man in Hollywood.
17. Harveys Fake Moustache?
We don’t know about Harvey’s fake moustache. Kat did say the hair he used to have on in the 90s was a wig.
Kat Williams would have to get back to us about the moustache too. A user in Harvey’s comment section roasts Harvey saying if his teeth is fake, his moustache has to be too.
18. Fake Reviews?
The Instagram user below advertised a trading bot with a very interesting caption. “Downloading money” was the way the ad described how the whole thing works.
It’s early in 2024 and most still remember how they were duped last year.
A user shared his suspicion in the comment section by drawing attention to the reviews. It is funny when you think about the thing with the reviews.
19. The Truth About Job Interviews.
This Instagram post was a roast of job interviews and everyone who’s usually involved.
It’s true. You just have to think back on the last interview where you lied about stuff on your CV.
And you weren’t the only one lying in the interview. The interviewer lied through his teeth about the offer too.
20. Different Strokes For Men.
Like it is on Twitter, this user tried to be funny. She tried to roast men. But the user in the comment section has one of the most abrasive comeback on the comments.
Memesa draws attention to the confusing choice of cheating options among men. We can’t say she’s entirely wrong.
Siya in the comment section helps us see why a man may choose one instead of the other. He made funny but biting points.
21. A Quotable Walk.
This was a video someone posted on Instagram. It shows a South African lady on the street, on her way out.
The comments buzzed with how the lady’s walk was confident. Almost everyone had something nice to say about her.
A user named Tefo thought the lady’s walk deserves a quote of the day.
22. She Said Yes?
Whether you like it or not, social media folks are going to have an opinion about your life.
Someone posted the happy news that her lady accepted his proposal. People in the comments congratulated him.
A user called Mac disagreed. Read his funny roast below.
23. We Don’t Really Care.
It’s the undefeated internet. You post, they tell you what they think. Still on the proposal picture of a guy and his girl.
It was an innocent post. Yet, this didn’t stop people from roasting the couple. A certain user wanted to know what this news has to do with the rest of us.
24. The Earlier The Better.
The roasts on the comment section continues as more Instagram users pour in to register their feelings about this proposal.
A certain user whom we suspect knows this couple personally—or not—roasts them saying: that was fast!
She didn’t elaborate. But we also suspect this relationship has been in the public eye for some time.
25. Take It To Twitter, Let’s See.
There’s no way the person responsible for the roast below isn’t a twitter user. This Instagram user knows too well how it is on Twitter.
It appears this user knows a back story, and also that this story is known on Twitter. This funny roast is a setup for the couple.
26. It’s Just Your Turn.
The onslaught continues in the comment section of this post. Another use roasts the couple when he reminded the man that this relationship won’t last.
He dropped the often used roast by guys as can be seen in the comment below.
27. All That In Two Months?
Once again, a user who seems to know this couple’s backstory drops a roast.
It appears this couple met two months prior to the proposal.
A lot can happen in two months so it’s okay, really. These are Africans where it seems the convention is different for relationships.
28. The Size Of The Hands?
More information just came in through the roast below. Apparently there’s being some cheating, likely by the girl.
The user known as Khotso wants us to stop focusing on the cheating. He thinks something is wrong with the size of rge lady’s hand.
We think it’s just camera trick.
29. The English Is Not Mathing.
This Instagram post below comes with a very confusing caption. English isn’t the native language of the lady in the meme.
She can be excused.
The user in the comment section roasts her anyway. The issue with the caption is the arrangement of the words and numbers. The response is not just apt, it is funny too.
30. Kevin Kidney.
The guy in the photo claiming to look like Kevin Hart gets no award.
He got a roast instead. And it was a simple, funny one. Chombo in the comments switched it up. He called the short dude Kevin Kidney. Not Kevin Hart. The play is on the word Hart.
31. He Can Carry All Of Us
This is a video that shows a man completing a task which involves lifting weighted round stones.
The last one seemed impossible to lift off the ground. It was a whopping 152kg or 335 pounds of polished, round stones.
It was amazing that the man could even lift it off the ground at all. Instagram users dropped funny roasts as seen below.
32. Back On Fire.
You do need a tough back to pull off the lifting of those stones. Some Instagram users acknowledge how strong your back has to be to be able to lift those stones.
This was a ‘do not do this at home’ kind of post. Amateurs stay away. One user in the comments dropped a funny roast about how the man in the video would not be able to get out of bed the next day.
33. The Neighbor Helps.
A user dropped a meme asking a curious question: how do single ladies manage to zip up their clothes at the back?
Ladies poured into the comments to reveal how they do it. Soon enough the takes started becoming roasts of single ladies.
A user notorious for his funny takes jumped in and dropped a scathing roast suggesting that the neighbor helps with the zip. There was something funny and cryptic about the roast too.
34. Didn’t We Leave You Clowns Behind?
The unforgiving internet prowls Instagram too. Someone dropped a question asking a simple question as seen below.
Some thought the post was harmless, others believed it was lame and needles. A user spoke our mind when he asked: I thought we left you clowns in 2023?
35. Mickey Mouse Shoes.
An Instagram user, a comedian, dropped a video of himself dressed up. It attracted users like ants to sugar.
As seen in the picture, he looked colorful. It was his shoes that attracted the most outrage.
A notorious Instagram user known for his funny takes didn’t disappoint. He said something about Mickey Mouse missing his shoes.
36. Hidden Neighbors.
This post on Instagram is about a scenario where a person does something thinking no one sees them. And then later asking oneself what if there’s a hidden camera.
Many users attested to having these thoughts too. Everyone pretty much agreed that a hidden camera is a plausible thing.
Everyone except Adrien. He said the hidden camera is just the neighbors. This is funny because it’s even more possible than a camera.
37. Your Friends Owe You Food.
The post below is a game. Users are supposed to tag their friends in the comment section. The tagged friend is supposed to by you food.
Hours later, no one who has tagged their friends came back to say they’ve been bought food.
So a user suggests these friends must have the people who tagged them.
38. Onlyfans 2024.
The picture below is that of a guy who makes motivational videos teaching financial literacy.
In this video he was talking about doing something about 2024 to prevent being broke like you were in 2023.
Many users agreed. And many suggested businesses and side hustles to do. A few dropped weird suggestions. The funniest of them is the reply below: onlyfans.
39. Lipstick Guy.
Later the guy in the motivational video got roasted for his looks. While some people remained positive. Others focused on the guys lips.
The guy isn’t bad looking, no, not at all. It’s just a social media thing something. People just roast you for no reason.
Someone pointed out about the guys lips. They do look painted on. But his phone’s filter could also be responsible.
40. Judge Judy Harvey.
Steve Harvey appeared on the Instagram feed again. The Kat Williams podcast is still fresh in people’s minds.
Harvey on the other hand doesn’t seem fazed. In fact, he just announced a new show where he’s a judge. Like judge Judy? Yes like judge Judy.
The roasts came hard on him. It didn’t take long before someone called him judge Judy Harvey.
41. In Tyson’s Voice.
A user in the comments struck with another roast. Even Mike Tyson caught a stray.
This user dropped his roast calling Harvey a thief, in reference to the Kat Williams podcast.
For maximum effect, the user calls Harvey a thief, in Mike Tyson’s voice.
42. Where’s Mr. Green?
The post below is a video of a guy who has a special skill: he could kick anything into a trash can and never miss.
He posts videos of himself doing this on the street. Some of them are too good to be true. Others look real.
He got many thumbs up. He also got some roasts. For example, below is a comment by someone who believes this guy uses green screen. His comment is a reference to the popular VFX guy called Mr. Green.
43. Kim Jong Un Ski Jetting.
Whatever you do, don’t let the North Korean leader see this comments. Dire consequences might follow.
So this Asian guy with a striking resemblance with Kim Jong Un. He is a little overweight. He insists on jet skiing.
But the moment he steps on the jet pack with the operator, the two proceeds to sink. The video is a hilarious one.
44. How Boys Become Men.
A user posted a video showing parkur enthusiasts. One of them performed a sideways flip from one high building to the other.
It’s a video that would have you wincing and on the edge of your seat in terror. One miscalculation and that kid would fall to his end.
This video inspired a lot of backlash from older people as can be seen in the comment below. The funny comment is the reply.
45. Dark Humor.
The roasts under this post on Instagram soon gets morbid. Funny, yes, but dark. A user sincerely thinks this stunt is a sure fire way to exit this world.
The user suggests that people should do this more so we can have less people running around earth.
46. Is The Word Retarded Off limits?
The picture below is from a video posted by powerslap. The sport recently became popular.
Most people still think this sport is ridiculous. This is why the user in the comment below asked if ‘retarded’ is an off limit word.
He believes those who partake of this sport shouldn’t have a problem with being called a retard.
47. Get Off My Car.
This guy on Instagram posted a video of himself calling out ladies or people who sit on his Ferrari.
He’d usually ask them if they own the car. A few ladies said they own the car. Then he’d tell them to start the car.
The girls in the videos do look underaged. But it isn’t the guys fault that they’re out in the street sitting on people’s cars.
Check out the funny comment below.
48. The Only One Surviving The End Of The World.
The picture below is from a video Stefanie posted on Instagram. And she does an insane stunt where she bench presses a weight with the back of her neck.
She also demonstrates archery with her feet. The comment in below is a funny response to this feat.
49. ReadyChild Employee.
This is a video posted on Instagram of a woman who’s son helps her offload bottles of water.
It was a delight to see the boy doing his best even though the bottles were taller than him.
The funny comment below caused some laughs too.
50. Every toddler’s example
Still on the video of the woman and her helpful son, many parents wish their kids were this resourceful. One user as seen below made fun of parents.
Final Thoughts
Instagram is a fun place. There’s no shortage of videos. Users show more restraint in the comments. But you can sometimes find brave users who call it like it is.
In this article we have presented 50 roasts from Instagram. They can inspire your own roasts. Be respectful when using them. Also give these users a follow to enjoy more funny roasts from them.