The debate between Samsung Users and, especially, Apple users will not end anytime soon.
If a Samsung phone user confronts you and you want to roast them in return, there are many innovative things you can say.
Samsung launched its Galaxy S24 series in January and announced the anticipated Galaxy Ring, coming later this year.
Users of the products from the tech giant seem not to give us breathing space with their fandom and assume “superiority” over others who use other phone brands.
In this article, I will show you various short roasts for Samsung users. You will also learn how to use them in your sentences
List of the Best Roasts for Samsung Users
As long as they begin to gloat at the features of their Samsung phones and try to rub on your face the tech advantages of their devices, these Samsung Users deserve to be told any one of these Punchlines:
1. Loyal to Samsung because you can’t afford Apple
“Loyal to Samsung because you can’t afford Apple” will remain one of the classic roast punchlines that every Samsung holder will live on to hear from their haters.
This line is the easiest way to get a Samsung user riled up because it plays on their ego.
When you tell them they use Samsung because they can’t afford an iPhone or other phone brands, you can expect them to react furiously. But that’s the goal: to get them roasted and angry.
2. Your phone’s security is a sieve
One of the valid arguments that many other phone brand users, especially Apple brand users, will boast of over Samsung is the tight personal security and privacy.
With this in mind, “Your phone’s security is a sieve” sounds like a roast line that will quickly get to a Samsung user.
Indeed, newer Samsung phones, especially from the S series, have been introduced with advanced personal privacy protection and secured cloud security.
But it doesn’t come close to iPhone security, and that’s on, period!
Even the cybersecurity agency CERT-IN in India has called the public attention to the vulnerabilities of the latest Samsung flagships.
3. No wonder your Samsung is made of glass. It sure shatters my expectations
You can diss a Samsung user by telling them, ‘No wonder your Samsung is made of glass. It sure shatters my expectations.”
Think about it: those Samsung ZFold users don’t let us catch a breath because their phone uses extra thin Corning Gorilla Victus glass.
I like this kind of punchline because it first starts as though you want to compliment their phone features, but now, using that to roast the essence of the phone becomes a total burn.
4. Your phone’s updates are the slowest.
“Your phone’s updates are the slowest” is another claim you can tell a Samsung user to get under their skin.
Sometimes, the best roasts come from statements of fact. Many Samsung users have come online to complain on forums that their phones take so ridiculously long.
I’ve had a personal experience with the S22 Ultra software update last year.
So you can make a diss out of this situation. And you can watch them struggle to give a counter comeback.
5. Samsung: because who needs a phone that actually works
If you want to tease the Samsung user, you can tell them, “Samsung: because who needs a phone that actually works.”
It’s a light-hearted way to make fun of the brand of phone they use. It has an undertone of ‘yeah, I know your phone is cool, but I’ve got to roast you for it.’
You can expect a cheerful laugh as a result of dropping this line.
I like it because it’s funny and direct.
6. The camera of android. Do I need to say more
Samsung can never upgrade itself out of the Android family. Whether it folds or not, when we are categorising, we will still end up calling it an Android phone.
So you can draw a cue from the long-argued debate that Android phone cameras aren’t as quality as those from iPhones and other applied devices.
While this kind of roast line can lead to an entire-blown argument, you should really phone your phone specs before using such a line.
But it’s sure a good way to get a Samsung user roasted by others around.
7. Is that the latest Samsung? Oh wait, it’s just the Note 7.
“Is that the latest Samsung? Oh wait, it’s just the Note 7” is another clever way to roast a Samsung user.
These days, it seems as though the only set of Samsung users immune to online drags are those who manage to use the latest version of any Samsung lineups.
So when you see that the Samsung user is using an older model, you can use that avenue to put them in their place.
8. Your texts are green, peasant
One of the features of using an Android phone is that the colour theme of SMS texts will be green. So, no matter the version of Samsung the person is using, they still fall under this category.
You can use this idea to make fun of them that they don’t use Apple products.
There’s a popular stereotype against people who still use phones with green text, which means they can’t upgrade.
This is a baseless and worthless brag, but it’s worth it for the roast. Here are other ways you can say it:
9. Does your Samsung come with a charger or a prayer?
You can make fun of a Samsung user by telling them, “Does your Samsung come with a charger or a prayer?”
It is indeed a rhetorical question, but the goal is to make it look as though their Samsung phone gives them problems and is not as durable as most other brands.
This will make the person feel bitter, especially when your assumptions are wrong.
Even though their phone is sure battery-durable, you’ve already roasted them by declaring such a false assumption.
10. The only thing faster than your phone’s processor is a snail.
The funny thing about this line is that it might actually be true. Many Android phones have been complained about for having slow processor speed.
However, this roast will not work if the person uses the latest Samsung, like the S24 Ultra, which has a Cortex X4 core, clocked at 3.4 GHz, and three Cortex-A720 ones, working at up to 3.15 GHz.
So be sure that the person is using an old version of Samsung before using this line to make fun of them.
11. Your phone’s battery life is shorter than a Vine video.
Not too many Samsung phones can boast of reliable battery life. With this in mind, “Your phone’s battery life is shorter than a Vine video” sounds like a perfect roast to say to a Samsung user.
So you’re making fun of their phone’s battery reliability, but at the same time, you do it in a hilarious way that compares the lifespan with that of a Vine video.
Roasts like this one will make others laugh but make the Samsung user bitter.
12. Does Samsung stand for ‘Sorry, another new glitch every morning’?
It’s been a while since I heard about a global complaint of Samsung phone glitch, but it still hurts when you tell a Samsung user, “Does Samsung stand for ‘Sorry, another new glitch every morning’?”
This is also a rhetorical question, but it’s an intelligent way to tease them. I like this toast because it forces the person to want to prove you wrong with their phone specs and all.
This trap makes them stupid and makes you top the conversation.
13. Is that a Samsung? I thought you were holding a portable radiator.
Another way you can roast a Samsung user is to ask them, “Is that a Samsung? I thought you were holding a portable radiator.”
If we’re to keep it accurate, this is a table for Apple users. Their phones, especially the latest ones, have been associated with overheating and all.
But you can also use this issue to roast a Samsung user because their phones get hot, too.
So this is a clever way to tell the Samsung user that their phone gets hot all the time and it’s time for a brand change.
14. Samsung feels like on top of the world when they are just at the bottom
When you meet a Samsung user, you will instantly sense their ego and pride. They feel they’re on top of the world for using the flagship mobile phones of Samsung pride.
Such ego can be annoying
Thus, roast punchlines like this one: “Samsung feel like on top of the world when they are just at the bottom” is a dismissive way to roast a Samsung user.
It reminds them that using Samsung isn’t a lifetime achievement. It’s just a phone, dawg. Why the ego?
15. Samsung: the only brand that makes you miss the simplicity of a landline.
Imagine comparing someone’s smartphone to the archaic technology of a landline. It must be that such a smartphone is as useless as useless can ever be.
So this is why I think the line, ” Samsung: the only brand that makes you miss the simplicity of a landline,” is one of the perfect ways to roast a Samsung user.
It’s also one of the most humorous ones we have on this list. So, if you want to sound funny while roasting a Samsung user, this is the one.
16. Using a Samsung? You must enjoy living in the past.
If you’re used to watching many Samsung advertisements, the marketers make it look as though you’re living in the past if you’re not using Samsung.
So, with that idea, you can twist the idea. Telling a Samsung user, “Using a Samsung? You must enjoy living in the past,” is a sure way to get them annoyed.
Whether they are using Note 7 or the S23 ultra, roast lines like this will get them angry. And that’s the goal.
17. Is your Samsung waterproof? Because it’s drowning in its glitches.
One of the best roasts to use against a Samsung user is “Is your Samsung waterproof? Because it’s drowning in its glitches.”
Of course, the waterproof feature is a sign of the latest mobile phone technology.
But I like this roast because it takes that feature (which many Samsung users would typically want to boast of) and uses it against them.
But the main idea here is highlighting the glitch problems that Samsung users often face.
18. Does your Samsung come with a warranty or a survival guide?
If you want to roast a Samsung user effortlessly, tell them, “Does your Samsung come with a warranty or a survival guide?”
This is another sarcastic rhetorical question, but the message is clear. You’re trying to tease them for being a user who struggles to use their mobile phone.
It is another way to indirectly say they are struggling to use their Samsung phone because of the complications that come with it.
19. I hear Samsung’s new slogan is ‘Expect less, pay more.’
To keep it accurate, I firmly believe many of the latest Samsung gadgets are overpriced. I know Apple products are also chiefly on this table.
But when you look at how much the average person has to spend to enjoy the Samsung ecosystem and then compare it with the problems they face while using the products, it is fair to tell them they pay more to get less.
Thus, a line such as “I hear Samsung’s new slogan is ‘Expect less, pay more'” is a perfect way to roast any Samsung user or fan.
20. Samsung: Making you miss the good old days of smoke signals.
“Samsung: Making you miss the good old days of smoke signals” is another sarcastic way to roast a Samsung user.
It may sound a bit exaggerated when you compare Samsung’s performance with that of smoke singles used in primitive societies for communication.
But the message is clear. Using Samsung doesn’t mean you’re using the best mobile phone in the world. That’s what it means.
We’ve seen twenty different ways you can roast someone who uses a Samsung phone.
While you’re here, I found this video of MrWhosetheboss amusing. It compares Samsung with its counterpart, Apple.
https://youtu.be/CPlisjZ8CNw?si=OuCtJDOG5waY3pde
The review could give you more technical insights on the difference between both brands wh, which can provide extra basis for dissing a Samsung user.
Beware, Samsung Users Are Good Roasters
If a Samsung user roasts you it could cut deep.
In almost every video online that talks about a new Apple product, you’ll likely see comments like
- ‘That’ll cost you another $999!’
Or
- ‘Apple is just catching up to things Samsung did ages ago.’
These comments can be annoying because they’re the same old arguments: Apple is wrong, Samsung is good.
But it’s interesting that these comments mainly show up on videos where people unbox Apple products.
If you check out unboxing videos for Samsung or Google, you won’t find as many Apple fans bashing them.
It seems Apple fans don’t feel the need to insult other brands (my opinion). Or maybe they’re just more focused on enjoying their Apple products without bothering with comparisons.
What do you think about this? Let me know in the comment section.