The word “shipping” is coined from the word “relationship”, and it is the desire by the followers of a fandom for two or more people to be in a romantic or sexual relationship.
In other words, to ship someone is to take an interest in or hope for a romantic relationship between (fictional characters or famous people), whether or not the romance exists.
In this article, I have compiled 20 hilarious roasts to use for someone who ships you.
They are so good, and humorous that you might want to sit down before you start reading them.
So sit back, relax, and let’s dive in.
Here are 20 funny roasts for someone who ships you
- You must have a PhD in shipping because you’re a professional at creating imaginary relationships.
- You’re like a professional matchmaker, except the matches you make only exist in your imagination
- I’m flattered that you ship me, but I’m not sure I’m ready to be shipped to a new home
- Your shipping radar is so accurate, that you should consider a career as a love fortune teller
- You’re the CEO of Shippers Anonymous – always ready to create a new imaginary relationship
- You have a talent for shipping people like Amazon Prime delivers packages – fast and without their consent
- You should write a book called ‘The Encyclopedia of Imaginary Couples’ – you’d be a best-selling author
- If there were an award for the ‘Best Fictional Couples Creator’, you’d win it every year
- You have a black belt in shipping – the art of pairing people who have never even met
- You’re like a love magician, conjuring up romantic connections out of thin air
- In the game of shipping, you’re the MVP – Most Valuable Pairer
- You’re the captain of the S.S. Imagination, sailing through the sea of fictional relationships
- Your shipping skills are so advanced, you should offer a ‘Matchmaking for Daydreamers Service’
- If shipping were a superpower, you’d be the superhero of romantic speculation
- You’re like a detective of love, always trying to uncover secret relationships that don’t exist
- You should start a shipping company because you’re an expert at pairing up unsuspecting individuals
- If the world had a shipping competition, you’d represent us and bring home the gold
- If shipping were a profession, you’d be the world’s most sought-after expert
- You must have a secret shipping laboratory, where you conduct experiments on the chemistry of imaginary
- You’re the grandmaster of shipping, moving pieces on the chessboard of love
1. You must have a PhD in shipping because you’re a professional at creating imaginary relationships.
This roast is for someone who ships you, and who is so good at pairing individuals together.
It is a humorous roast you can use to tease them. This is a classic and interesting roast that will evoke laughter from them.
- You must be a professor of Shipping because you are so good at creating imaginary relationships.
- You’re so good at creating imaginary relationships, did you study the art of shipping in college?
2. You’re like a professional matchmaker, except the matches you make only exist in your imagination
One creative way to roast someone who ships you is to roast them with sarcastic comments.
Implying that they create matches that exist in only their imagination is a great way to roast them and to lightly insult them for their delusions.
This is a classic and humorous sarcasm they will find entertaining.
- You’re like a professional matchmaker, except the only people you’ll ever match are figments of your overactive imagination.
- You’re so professional in matchmaking, but the only matches you’ll ever make are in the land of make-believe
3. I’m flattered that you ship me, but I’m not sure I’m ready to be shipped to a new home
Here is a perfect response to give to someone who wants to ship you. It’s a creative way of telling them you’re not interested in the ship without them feeling bad.
- I’m flattered, but I’m afraid I’m not looking to be shipped off to a new address – or a relationship, for that matter.
- Thank you for your interest, but I’m not looking to be part of anyone’s fan fiction – or a relationship for that matter.
4. Your shipping radar is so accurate, you should consider a career as a love fortune teller
This one-liner is another thing you can use to tease someone who ships you. It’s an interesting way to make jest of their shipping expertise.
By saying they should consider a career as a love fortune teller, you are exaggerating how good they can be in shipping. Use this line, they will surely get the joke.
- Your shipping radar is so accurate, that it’s like you can see into the future of love – perhaps you should consider a career as a love psychic.
- Your shipping radar is so advanced, it’s like you can predict the future of relationships – you could be a love clairvoyant.
5. You’re the CEO of Shippers Anonymous – always ready to create a new imaginary relationship
This is another funny line you can use to tease someone who ships you. Using lines of exaggeration is the most creative and humorous way to roast someone because sometimes the lines are embedded in sarcasm that makes the roast hit the target hard. Tease them lightly by praising them mockingly with this roast;
6 . You have a talent for shipping people like Amazon Prime delivers packages – fast and without their consent
Another funny way to roast someone that ships is to compare them to a delivery app that delivers packages fast and without their customers’ content; which best explains the concept of shipping. This roast will work well when there are more than two people because it’s capable of throwing them into fits of laughter.
- You ship people like Amazon Prime delivers packages – without their consent, and before they even know what hit them.
- Your shipping abilities are out of this world – like Amazon Prime, but with imaginary relationships instead of packages.
7. You should write a book called ‘The Encyclopedia of Imaginary Couples’ – you’d be a best-selling author
Another sarcasm to use for someone who ships you. It doesn’t necessarily mean they should write a book, rather it’s just an idea and a pun to ridicule them.
- Here comes- “The Ultimate Guide to Imaginary Relationships, written by the shipping guru extraordinaire – sure to be a bestseller.
8. If there were an award for the ‘Best Fictional Couples Creator’, you’d win it every year
Another way you can make fun of someone who ships you is to use the savage lines: If there were an award for the ‘Best Fictional Couples Creator’, you’d win it every year. This line is used to make fun of them and by doing so, doing it creatively.
- If the ‘Best Fictional Couples Creator’ award existed, it would have your name on it – every year, without a doubt!
- If there was an Oscar for the ‘Best Fictional Couple Maker’, it would go to you – every year, without fail.
9. You have a black belt in shipping – the art of pairing people who have never even met
If someone is notorious for shipping people, then this roast is for them to poke fun at them. It explains the composition of such a person who is addicted to shipping individuals.
- You’ve earned a black belt in the art of shipping – matching people who’ve never even met, with the accuracy of a master
- With a black belt in the martial art of shipping, you’re the true master of imaginary relationships – matching people who’ve never even spoken.
10. You’re like a love magician, conjuring up romantic connections out of thin air
Make a fool of someone who ships you with this poetic roast. It’s a great way to deceive them. At first, they will believe you are in the same ‘ship’ with them but upon completion of your statement, they will find out you are only pulling their legs.
Take a look at this:
- You’re like a love magician, conjuring up romantic connections out of thin air, but sadly, I’m immune to magic.
11. In the game of shipping, you’re the MVP – Most Valuable Pairer
This classic roast is for your friend who has no business other than pairing individuals at any slightest chance they get. You are with them this time around and he has about to pair two people he had no information about, look at him and say;
- In the game of shipping, you’re the MVP – Most Valuable Pairer, without a doubt!
- In the shipping league, you’re a true MVP – the Most Valuable Pairer, who ships with speed and accuracy.
12. You’re the captain of the S.S. Imagination, sailing through the sea of fictional relationships
This roast here too can be used to poke fun at your friend who ships people like it’s their profession. By using this roast, you’re indirectly calling out their addiction to the habit.
- Here is the captain of S.S imagination; always on deck, navigating the choppy waters of fictional relationships with ease
13. Your shipping skills are so advanced, you should offer a ‘Matchmaking for Daydreamers Service
Telling your friend who ships that they are so good at shipping, that they should consider offering a matchmaking for daydreamers service is a very funny way to roast your friend. This joke is hilarious and it won’t miss the target of making the laugh too.
- The next time I come to your house, I want to see this on your poster:Are you a daydreamer in need of a relationship upgrade? Try our ‘Matchmaking for Daydreamers’ service – guaranteed to bring your imaginary romance to life”… Because why not? Your shipping skills are so advanced.
14 . If shipping were a superpower, you’d be the superhero of romantic speculation
Another funny way to roast someone who ships you is to use this sarcasm; If shipping were a superpower, you’d be the superhero of romantic speculation. This is an interesting way to ridicule them to create a funny atmosphere.
- When it comes to shipping, you’ve got superpowers – the ability to speculate on romance like a pro.
- If shipping were a superpower, you’d be the ultimate romance speculator – saving the day, one imaginary couple at a time.
15. You’re like a detective of love, always trying to uncover secret relationships that don’t exist
A more serious roast for someone who ships you and is bad at it. This roast points out their inadequacy in shipping.
- You’re the Sherlock Holmes of love, always searching for evidence of relationships that don’t exist – but that doesn’t stop you from trying.
- If love were a crime, you’d be the Agatha Christie of shipping – always searching for clues, even when there’s no mystery to solve.
16. You should start a shipping company because you’re an expert at pairing up unsuspecting individuals
“You should start a shipping company because you’re an expert at pairing up unsuspecting individuals” is a subtle insult to use to roast someone who ships you. It starts by offering unsolicited advice to creatively dispel their thoughts about shipping you.
This roast when delivered well can hit them hard.
- If you’re an expert at pairing up unsuspecting individuals, you should start your own shipping company – matchmaking for the modern age
17. If the world had a shipping competition, you’d represent us and bring home the gold
Another funny roast to ridicule someone who ships you. This is a roast they will be able to relate to, and by relating to it will even draw more humorous effects from them.
- If there were an Olympic event for shipping, you’d be our champion – representing us on the world stage, and bringing home the gold medal for romantic speculation
18. If shipping were a profession, you’d be the world’s most sought-after expert
Here is a wordplay to use to roast someone who ships you. This line ridicules them and makes fun of them.
- Imagine if shipping were a career path – you’d be the most sought-after professional, with clients from all over the world!
19. You must have a secret shipping laboratory, where you conduct experiments on the chemistry of imaginary
Another way to roast someone who ships you is to use these spicy lines. This is sure to get to them and to make other people listening laugh.
- Somewhere, hidden from the public eye, there’s a laboratory where the science of shipping is conducted – by a team of scientists dedicated to the art of romance
20. You’re the grandmaster of shipping, moving pieces on the chessboard of love
This final roast is a compli-sult i.e. a compliment ridden in insult with the main aim to poke fun at someone. Use this roast to make jest of them if they come intending to ship you.
- “If love were a game of chess, you’d be the grandmaster of shipping – moving people around the board with calculated precision.