There are few NFL fan bases as devoted as the Chiefs, the Chiefs were ranked second in the NFL behind the Washington Redskins with an average attendance of 77,300 per game between 1996 and 2006.
Chiefs Kingdom is the official fan club for the franchise, and its members are eligible for VIP treatment and ticket priority benefits.
The variety of these roasts includes sarcasm, one-liners, word puns, and clever expressions. These roasts have the power to make your friends or audience laugh and spark conversations.
Here we go.
Here are 20 funny ways to roast a Chiefs fan
- My grandma could run better than your players.
- The only thing your players are winning this season is a trophy called “nothing”.
- I don’t see players in your team, just human bulldozers.
- Just a tiny scratch and your players are calling for surgery.
- I bought a ticket to watch a good game, but your team made it into World War 3.
- Your coach has more black belts than medals.
- Have you ever seen a Chiefs fan happy? Only if they are chasing the wind.
- I heard football is for people who are scared of American football, your team should change sport.
- I would prefer your team to play without clothes, they come into the game with them and go out without them.
- Your team played in a brutiful manner with caution.
- Sign of a Chiefs fan? They always look beaten up.
- A Chiefs player could play 80 minutes of American football and still break no sweat.
- Today seems most of your players brought their problems with them to the field.
- Your players are just gentlemen with a history of thuggery.
- If not American football, we could charge your team for assault and battery
- The Chiefs fans should change their motto to “Everything Will kill you so do something fun”
- Most of your players look like cheerleaders.
- I didn’t see your players play American football, all I saw was a stampede.
- Your players always end up looking oppressed, you should get players from the girl’s team.
- You have more bouncers than real players.
1. My grandma could run better than your players
Chiefs fans are very dedicated to their team which is why they have a strong fan base.
Seeing the Chief’s slacking could be the perfect time to use this statement to draw out a smile from your friend, a loyal fan, who loves to believe in the end they are winning no matter the scoreline.
Roast your friend in this manner:
- Anything could happen but I have seen my grandma run better than your players, even with her staff.
2. The only thing your players are winning this season is a trophy called “nothing”.
Self-confidence is one thing the Chiefs fans have in abundance and whenever you want to hear your friend, or colleague, who is a Chiefs fan brag about their team, it is okay when you tease them with statements and watch them brag about their team-winning it-all, and yes with the bragging boredom will disappear and the room with be filled with laughter.
- More fans are the only thing you are capable of, you should focus on evangelism rather than trying to win a trophy.
3. I don’t see players in your team, just human bulldozers.
As much as American football is not a game for the weak, it still needs skills, precision, strength, and focus.
Seeing the Chiefs bully the opposition team could be hilarious and scary sometimes, but we don’t want them to have all the glory today.
Roast a Chiefs fan with this witty statement to make them smile and feel in charge.
- Bringing things down is the only thing the Chiefs team is capable of, this ain’t football it is destruction.
4. Just a tiny scratch and your players are calling for surgery.
We all know that American Football players get more than a little scratched, as much as the game is so interesting sometimes, players get so carried away that they inflict injuries on other players.
Roast your friend who just witnessed their team players get injured with this statement.
Deliver your roast in this manner:
- Your players should stop bathing with milk and be a man, they all reek of baby oil.
5. I bought a ticket to watch a good game, but your team made it into World War 3.
It is just another day to witness a tough game between two tough teams, with strength, endurance, and perseverance.
The game is going to be epic but only one team will have to win, both can, while one will lose, one will have to win.
This is the perfect time to strike with this funny statement to ease the tension around your friend.
- The opposition team came to play football, yours came with ammunition, thinking it was war.
6. Your coach has more black belts than medals
American football Is no game for the weak, the coach’s tactics determine the style of play and
who they place on the field, as well as the duties and directives given to each player to ensure they win, but if the team is playing too offensively that must have been the coach’s tactic for the day.
Roast a Chiefs fan with this statement:
- I heard your coach will consider a raise in players’ contracts only if they break the opposition team’s leg or arm.
7. Have you ever seen a Chiefs fan happy? Only if they are chasing the wind.
The Chiefs are always happy to do their thing, either play quality American football or show ruggedness, they are always on point.
And some days when all they have to do is defend and give it their all but still they don’t win.
No better way to cheer up a Chiefs fan, than this statement which is capable of teasing at the same time makes them laugh.
- All your team could do today was “miss the ball but don’t miss the legs”.
8. I heard football is for people who are scared of American football, your team should change the sport.
This statement is more of a tease, no better way to tease a Chiefs fan who is moody and decided to be quiet than to engage him in a conversation and watch him defend himself.
This statement is filled with sarcasm and lighthearted jokes which will draw out a smile and make a quiet room full of Chiefs fans noisy.
Here we go:
- The NFL is for men, while football is for boys. But all I see in your team are boys who just got the right to vote.
9. I would prefer your team to play without clothes, they come into the game with them and go out without them.
Part of the way to catch a player is by trying to grab him, but sometimes the player’s clothes are always at the receiving end, leaving some players looking tattered and some with fitted clothes end the game with oversized clothing. All these for the love of the game.
Roast a Chiefs fan in this manner:
- I bet your team will be better at stripping than playing American Football.
10. Your team played in a brutiful manner with caution.
The word is brutiful means incredibly appealing to the point of causing the observer to experience pain or other negative emotions (Brutally Beautiful).
This is all the NFL could be about sometimes not always, it is a game of passion, strength, and focus.
Roast a Chiefs fan this way:
- Chiefs players or teams should be sued for peace abuse.
- The game was so interesting and peaceful, I watched it all with one eye closed.
11. Sign of a Chiefs fan? They always look beaten up.
This is one classic statement infused with puns to roast a Chiefs fan whose team just lost the game, and ended up in a roast challenge to feel better.
How about you roast him for exploiting his weakness in such a way he will smile, but at the same time he might never have a comeback from this.
Deliver your roast with a smile:
- I heard anytime your team loses, the fans take the blame.
12. A Chiefs player could play 80 minutes of American football and still break no sweat.
This is an exaggeration to get at a Chiefs fan whose team just lost the game, it is a statement that serves as a classic burner, describing the Chief’s woeful performance.
This roast is completely harmless and easily understood, no one could play for 80 minutes without breaking a sweat, we just won’t let their woeful performance slide.
- Your players played the game mostly with their mouths and forgot to catch or kick the ball.
13. Today seems most of your players brought their problems with them to the field.
This figure of speech denotes the Chief as being aggressive and committing a lot of fouls on the opponent, being aggressive comes with a game filled with passion and enthusiasm, and American Football is one, but you have got to play to the rules of the game to play fair.
Roast a Chiefs fan this way to draw a smile:
- Your players played like their coach had a gun to their heads before the match.
14. Your players are just gentlemen with a history of thuggery.
This ironically states that the Chief’s players are not the gentle type while in action. American Football is for strong, stealthy players who are professionally oriented and built for the game.
Make sure you smile while delivering this statement, because it could be easily misunderstood.
Deliver your roast this way:
- I won’t be surprised if the Chiefs player fails the doping test.
15. If not American Football, we could charge your team for assault and battery
In the American Football League, defenders can tackle the ball carrier from any angle and with any number of players.
To avoid being penalized for a high tackle, the initial contact in the tackle must occur below the ball carrier’s neck.
Still, wounds are inflicted on the players, this statement refers to the Chiefs players penalized for not playing fair in the game.
- At first, we started with American football but now we are entertained with wrestling by the Chiefs player.
16. The Chiefs fans should change their motto to “Everything Will kill you so do something fun”.
American Football is a tough and physically demanding game of strength and perseverance.
It requires one to be smart, fast, and well-skilled, without professionalism and rules, it would have been a very dangerous game.
But we can’t neglect the fun, the thrill, the sensational suspense, and the display of athleticism that also entertains the fans among the horrors associated with the game.
- What doesn’t kill you makes you a chief player.
17. Most of your players look like cheerleaders.
This statement is a comeback pun to defeat a chief player who needs to be roasted.
He just made himself the sacrificial lamb of the day, and there is no better way to set him up for lighthearted roasting than by making use of this witty statement.
Deliver your roasts this way:
- The Chiefs have more models in the team than real players.
18. I didn’t see your players play American football, all I saw was a stampede
The only difference between playing American football and a stampede is people run together in a professional and controlled way, and no one is frightened, but everyone is always on the move to achieve a goal or prevent a goal.
- Watching the Chiefs play is like watching a bullfight.
19. Your players always end up looking oppressed, you should get players from the girl’s team.
Roast your friend who is a Chiefs fan, and always complains about the Chiefs players being too slow and not strong enough.
He is the assistant coach in his view and knows better, always insisting they need to sign new players and can back up his claim statistically.
Add a little salt to his wound with this statement to make him relax and laugh.
- From what I heard the Chief players are so girly, boys seem overrated for the job.
20. You have more bouncers than real players.
Being strong and muscularly built comes with the job, it enables them to be sharp, fast, and energetic enough to withstand the thrilling game.
This statement jokingly states the chief players appear to be so muscular and they might have signed up for the wrong job.
Roast a chief fan this way:
- I guess anyone signing up for the Chief never had the mind to play football but body-building.