If you find yourself having to roast a rich person you will agree with me that it might be a difficult and intimidating thing to do.
Rich people because of their wealth, status, and sophistication can be a daunting task in finding the most creative roast that will affect them. But don’t fret, I got you covered.
In this article, I will be providing irresistible creative roasts for a rich person.
These roasts can be used to tease your rich friend who has a lot of money and spends too much, or an arrogant rich fellow with no sense or just to poke fun at the elite in your life.
These jokes are sure to hit a nerve but remember, they are all in good fun. So, sit back, relax, and prepare for some creative and witty roasts for a rich person.
List of 20 Funny Roasts for a Rich Person
- Are you made of money or just covered in it?
- If wealth was measured in ego, you’d be a billionaire.
- I didn’t realize the Monopoly Man had a modern-day counterpart.
- Do you ever get tired of swimming in your pool of cash?
- Your wallet must be the size of a small country.
- Your bank account called, it wants a vacation from you.
- I’ve seen more humility in a goldfish.
- If you were any more boujee, you’d come with a warning label.
- Do you pay someone to count your money or is that a DIY project?
- You must have been born with a silver spoon the size of a shovel.
- You’re like a walking, talking stock market crash waiting to happen.
- I bet your favorite hobby is buying things you don’t need with money you don’t have to impress people who don’t care.
- If wealth could buy beauty, you would be more beautiful than Cleopatra.
- You probably have more zeros in your bank account than in your IQ.
- I heard your chauffeur has a butler.
- Your credit score probably has its own fan club.
- Without that much wealth you have, you will be as useless as ‘ueue’ in ‘queue’
- If you were any more loaded, you’d need a forklift to carry your cash around.
- I was told even your pet has a trust fund.
- You’re living proof that money can’t buy class, but it can buy a lot of other things.
1. Are you made of money or just covered in it?
To poke fun at a rich person can be a daunting task because you will be caught between avoiding crossing the line of jokes and worrying if they will get the humor.
Based on your relationship with them, for instance, if the rich person in question is an older acquaintance then “Are you made of money or just covered in it?” is the perfect roast to use to convey your motive; poking fun at them without disrespect.
However, brace yourself up for some savage response if the rich man understands sarcasm.
- On a closer look everything around you shows the dollar sign.
2. If wealth was measured in ego, you’d be a billionaire.
If you have had an encounter with rich people you will agree with me that some of them are arrogant and proud.
Therefore, if you have any rich person who is egotistical and you wish to mildly puncture their pride, then make use of this roast.
By using this roast you are highlighting their bad side(although not outrightly), and throwing shades on them.
- If Forbes decided to make a list of egocentric individuals, you would be number one on the list.
3. I didn’t realize the Monopoly Man had a modern-day counterpart.
This humorous roast is another funny statement to say to your stinkingly rich friend.
Assuming you are in a gathering with your rich friend and he is talking about money, you can poke fun at him by saying: book
- You are so rich you can afford boredom.
4. Do you ever get tired of swimming in your pool of cash?
Roast your friend who is born with a silver spoon with this hilarious statement. It is a tease cum inquiry into their wealthy life and a good conversation starter with your rich friend.
Also, it is one humorous roast that can evoke laughter from your rich friend.
- With so many streams of money around you, you should be chrometophobic.
5. Your wallet must be the size of a small country.
Here is a sarcastic roast for your rich colleague. By saying their wallet must be the size of a small country, you are emphasizing how rich they are, however not failing to draw a humorous effect.
Best suitable as a response when they keep doing favors for you. Instead of your usual appreciation speech, you can just poke fun at them using this sarcastic roast.
- Your wallet alone has saved more lives than any doctor could try to.
6. Your bank account called, it wants a vacation from you.
Another sarcasm to roast your rich friend that will make them give you a cornered glance. You can use it when on the beach or in a hang out with them, and they are discussing their investment with you.
Instead of saying “wow” and feeling marveled which is a typical response expected, tickle them with this tease and watch them laugh in admiration of your wits.
- If money was sugar, your bank account would be chronically diabetic by now.
7. I’ve seen more humility in a goldfish.
Here is a subtle savage for someone rich. Some rich people are pompous and boastful. If you wish to hurt the pride of rich folk then don’t hesitate to use this light burner. It’s capable of burning their pride and teaching them to be less boastful around you.
- With all the riches you have, if humility was a dollar you won’t be able to afford it.
8. If you were any more boujee, you’d come with a warning label.
In case you are hoping to dine with someone that is affluent for the first time then consider going with your wit to spice the evening conversation. Rich people appreciate good humor and wits when they see one.
I bet they will be eager to spend another evening with you because you made their evening the last time.
- You look so rich and expensive, I could bottle the air around you and put it for sale.
9. Do you pay someone to count your money or is that a DIY project?
This is for you if you have a very rich relative. The next time you visit him, earn a dollar or more for yourself using this humorous roast.
As I earlier stated, rich people appreciate humor and wit when they see one. Being creative and witty with words will earn you a “my favorite cousin” tag from them.
- I could gain more muscles by counting my money instead of hitting the gym.
10. You must have been born with a silver spoon the size of a shovel.
Imagine meeting your friend at his house for the first time and boom! You are thrown into their world of luxury; express your awe using this creative roast and watch them tilt their head laughing to your good sense of humor.
- I’m sure your mum bought you the future ever since you were a kid.
11. You’re like a walking, talking stock market crash waiting to happen.
If you wish to get at a rich person who offended you then this savage roast is your best pickup line for them.
A stock market crash is defined as an abrupt, sharp decline in stock prices over a large portion of the market, which causes a sizable loss of paper wealth.
Compared to an imminent stock market crash isn’t a nice thing to say so trust me when I tell you they will definitely feel the heat of your roast.
- You look like you fed too much on the economy and the masses, and you left them in recession.
12. I bet your favorite hobby is buying things you don’t need with money you don’t have to impress people who don’t care.
This hot jab is for the show-off category of rich people who always like to prove to people that they are wealthy.
They really need to be given some nice pruning so don’t hesitate to do them the favor of speaking senses into their dumb skull, using this creative roast.
- In case you have forgotten, buying things you don’t need or impressing people won’t put you on the Forbes list.
13. If wealth could buy beauty, you would be more beautiful than Cleopatra.
A decent shady remark to give your rich female friend who is rich but unlucky on the TV beauty side.
If they understand sarcasm at the highest level, the better for you because this roast will hit them so hard.
- Money makes you beautiful but we all know you hardly look in the mirror.
14. You probably have more zeros in your bank account than in your IQ.
Some are rich but have no sense, yes. I have encountered them before and I am so sure you have too.
The next time a rich person tries to belittle you, creatively shove them aside by telling them that aside from their wealth, they have nothing else to show off; including no logical sense.
You can even make it hit harder by saying it this way:
- Aside from your inherited wealth, what other meaningful thing can you boast of?
15. I heard your chauffeur has a butler.
Another lunch-worthy roast to taunt your rich friend. Spice your lunch date with them using this sarcastic comment and watch them chuckle at your good wits.
- I heard you are such a bore, all you do is stack up money but your chauffeur knows how to turn up in every club.
16. Your credit score probably has its own fan club.
If a rich man walks up to you with a “roast me” banner, you know better than to turn him down. Start with this light-hearted roast above to whet his appetite for more roast.
This is a good roast to begin with and a great way to make him desire for more deep humor jokes.
- Your credit score is why you have more friends, everyone knows you are such a bore.
17. Without that much wealth you have, you will be as useless as ‘ueue’ in ‘queue’
Go a little harder on him using this light burner. It is fun if you are capable of tanning your opponent’s face so long as you have their permission to do so.
- Aside from the important status your money got you, wisdom is far away from anything you say.
18. If you were any more loaded, you’d need a forklift to carry your cash around.
Chip in humor to make the atmosphere calm and friendly. By using this roast, you fill them with funny mental images that are certain to induce laughter from them.
- You carry so much cash around like you just robbed a bank.
19. I was told even your pet has a trust fund.
While the laughter just subsided, aroused them again with this exaggerated humor. Even a sadist will catch the flu and be tossed into a web of laughter with this spicy roast.
You can raise an eyebrow arch or make other funny expressions to make it more funny and effective.
- You are so rich, that you ran out of sensible things to do with your money.
20. You’re living proof that money can’t buy class, but it can buy a lot of other things.
A farewell sting is necessary to create a long-lasting expression on them. The effect of using this roast is that you have just won yourself an arch-enemy because they will never forget how your words stung them.
They are in search of a greater comeback so be prepared because if they eventually come across our lists of witty comebacks, you are doomed.
- A foolish man can be rich, money can’t buy wisdom.