Are you looking to roast some Broncos fans? If so, you’ve come to the right place! Just so you know; The Denver Broncos are a professional American football franchise based in Denver.
They compete in the National Football League as a member club of the league’s American Football Conference West division.
In this article, I have compiled a list of 15 hilarious roasts that will have Broncos fans laughing – or crying – in no time.
From mild to medium to spicy, to sarcasm, light-hearted jokes, puns, and dark humor; I have got you covered.
So sit back, relax, and prepare to roast some Broncos fans.
Here are 15 Funny Roasts for Bronco Fans
- Broncos fans are like potatoes – they look good on the outside, but they’re just full of mush on the inside.
- Broncos fans are like a broken pencil – pointless.
- Broncos fans are like a fart – they make a lot of noise, but they’re just full of hot air.
- Broncos fans are like a bad joke – they make you groan and roll your eyes.
- Broncos fans are like a cold pizza – they might look appetizing at first glance, but when you take a closer look, you realize they’re just a hot mess.
- Broncos fans are like an unplugged TV – they look like they’re on, but there’s nothing going on inside.
- Broncos fans are like a flat tire – they just keep letting you down.
- Broncos fans are like a bad haircut – they might look good at first, but the more you look at them, the worse they get.
- Broncos fans are like a broken clock.
- Broncos fans are like a blindfold – they can’t see the truth right in front of them.
- Broncos fans are like a broken record – they keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again.
- Broncos fans are like a bad penny – they just keep turning up, no matter how much you wish they wouldn’t.
- Broncos fans are like a leaky faucet – they just keep dripping on and on, even when you wish they would just stop.
- Broncos fans are like a bad habit – no matter how hard you try to kick them, they just keep coming back.
- Broncos fans are like a bad case of the hiccups – they’re annoying, persistent, and you just wish they would go away.
1. Broncos fans are like potatoes – they look good on the outside, but they’re just full of mush on the inside.
Here is a playful comparison to tease the Bronco Fans. Trust me, no Bronco Fans like to be compared to a potato. Even the analysis of this roast will make them wail further; like a baby.
So in this roast, I likened their enthusiasm to a potato; they might appear very appealing and passionate about their teams but deep inside they aren’t as resilient and strong as they seem.
I know you can relate because you have seen a Bronco Fans this way. So why not go ahead and make use of these lines to roast him;
- Bronco Fans are like superheroes in blockbusters – visually appealing on the outside, but often full of mushy clichés.
2. Broncos fans are like a broken pencil – pointless.
Have you seen Bronco Fans before in their weird costumes? Yes, that’s what I mean- very pointless. If you know of any Bronco Fans then you should consider using this roast to look for their trouble.
- Jokes without a punchline are like a broken pencil – just as pointless as Broncos fans in the playoffs.
3. Broncos fans are like a fart – they make a lot of noise, but they’re just full of hot air.
Oh, this is a very hilarious and brutal roast to ruin a happy day for the Denver Bronco Fans.
Seriously, you will agree with me that Bronco Fans have an unbelievable knack for driving you crazy in the weirdest way.
You sit beside a Bronco Fan and the next is the irritating noise they call loud cheers that can make you mad. The next time a Bronco Fans makes you crazy, don’t hesitate to use the above lines on him:
- What is the difference between a Bronco Fan and a duck? One goes quick, the other goes quack.
4. Broncos fans are like a bad joke – they make you groan and roll your eyes.
Talambout, Bronco Fans the more I think about the more I agree with this roast that Broncos fans are like bad jokes indeed.
Let me tell you about the extreme pessimist amongst them; those ones can make your head ache so badly.
They never calm down to enjoy the game. While others are enjoying the game, they are on the lookout for the worst to happen so they can wallow in self-pity.
- Bronco Fans are like bad puns- leaving you with a groan and a quick eye roll.
5. Broncos fans are like a cold pizza – they might look appetizing at first glance, but when you take a closer look, you realize they’re just a hot mess.
Another savage to drop off on a Bronco Fan to make them boil up to 100°c. You can use this roast if you are in a roast fight with a Bronco Fan. Show them who the boss is with this spicy roast:
- Seen a Bronco Fan during a losing streak? They look like a hot mess.
6. Broncos fans are like an unplugged TV – they look like they’re on, but there’s nothing going on inside
This roast is a play on the idea that an unplugged TV looks like it’s on, but there’s no signal or picture, so it’s just an empty box.
So the joke is that Broncos fans appear to be engaged and interested in what’s going on, but in reality, they’re not paying attention or comprehending what’s happening.
- Bronco Fans- an illusion of brightness.
7. Broncos fans are like a flat tire – they just keep letting you down.
Tell me why as a Bronco Fan you will sit for a lengthy time to get all the area of your face with orange paint; when it’s not like you are attending a county Fair of a 7-year-old.
If you know of a Bronco Fan who keeps letting you down with their clownish attitude then this roast is suitable for them.
- Broncos fans are like a sinking ship – they might have started out promising, but they’re bound to let you down in the end.
8. Broncos fans are like a bad haircut – they might look good at first, but the more you look at them, the worse they get.
This is another funny thing to say to a Bronco Fan. Comparing them to a bad haircut explains how weird and annoying they can be.
Use this to poke an annoying Bronco Fan but be sure to keep things civil and light-hearted.
- Broncos fans are like a bad dye job – they might look okay for a little while, but eventually, they’ll fade and leave you disappointed.
9. Broncos fans are like a broken clock
You really can’t get enough of Bronco Fans’ disappointment, especially the ITK’s, and show off among them.
Even though Broncos fans might occasionally get something right, most of the time they’re just completely off-base.
This roast is a funny way of saying that they’re often wrong or misguided in their views and opinions.
Use this both funny and a little bit insulting lines to roast a Bronco Fan:
- Broncos fans are like a broken clock – they’re right twice a day, but the rest of the time, they’re just wrong.
10. Broncos fans are like a blindfold – they can’t see the truth right in front of them.
This phrase pokes fun at the fact that Broncos fans are so blinded by their loyalty and optimism that they can’t see the reality of their team’s situation.
Even Google highlighted that the Denver Broncos fans have the most solid fan base.
It’s like they have a blindfold on that prevents them from seeing the truth about their team.
- Broncos fans refuse to believe that their team is in a downward spiral, even though the stats and results clearly show that it is.
11. Broncos fans are like a broken record – they keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again.
Show them you’re tired of tolerating their bluff, especially when they keep bragging that their team won the Super Bowl even though they have never come close.
This roast is saying that Broncos fans keep making the same mistakes, even though they should know better by now.
It’s like they’re stuck in a loop and can’t learn from their mistakes. Kind of like a broken record that keeps skipping and playing the same section of a song over and over.
- Broncos fans are like a broken record – they keep insisting that their team is going to win the Super Bowl, even though they’ve never come close.
12. Broncos fans are like a bad penny – they just keep turning up, no matter how much you wish they wouldn’t.
Do you feel overwhelmed by the presence of Bronco Fans when you don’t expect them? Then use this roast use this roast to poke fun at them.
- Bronco Fans are like a bad penny- they are always popping up when you least expect them.
13. Broncos fans are like a leaky faucet – they just keep dripping on and on, even when you wish they would just stop.
Do you have a Bronco fan who is a charter box? Then use this roast to make light fun of them. You can be more direct like this in expressing your displeasure at their garrulous personality;
- You are like a leaky faucet that just keeps dripping non-stop, even when I wish you would just stop.
14. Broncos fans are like a bad habit – no matter how hard you try to kick them, they just keep coming back.
Another roast for your brothers- Bronco Fans, to keep them benumbed. Use this roast when you are amid Bronco Fans and non-Bronco fans, and watch drift into laughter.
- Bronco Fans are like stubborn stains that just won’t go.
15. Broncos fans are like a bad case of the hiccups – they’re annoying, persistent, and you just wish they would go away.
The roast simply implies that Bronco Fans can be an unending source of frustration and a pain in the ass, and sometimes you just wish they would go away.
This is sure a good one to roast an annoying and persistent Bronco fan.
- Broncos fans are like the hiccups – they’re annoying, persistent, and you just want them to stop.