This article is for you if you have a friend, relative, or colleague with a bowl cut, and you need humorous, lighthearted jokes to make fun of them.
They comprise puns, sarcasm, witty statements, and one-liners, and they have been thoughtfully chosen to evoke fun while maintaining decorum and respect.
Here are 20 Funny Roasts for Someone with a Bowl Cut
You can roast someone with a blow cut with a sarcastic statement like this; “Your hair looks like it’s auditioning for the role of ‘Potato Head’ in the next Toy Story movie” or you can use one-liners for your roast: “Anytime I look at you, I crave a bowl of ramen.”
Or, you can just check these ones below out:
- If the earth were round, your head would have been a perfect example.
- I don’t have to be a pro to give you this cut, I just need to put a bowl on your head and trace it.
- Did your hair just decide it wanted to double as a cereal bowl?”
- Your bowl cut is so round; I bet mathematicians are using it to calculate the perfect circle.
- Did your hair consult a salad bowl for inspiration?
- Is your hair color inspired by a fruit bowl, or did you just want to make sure your head is always ‘in season’?”
- Your hair is so bowlful; I bet even cereal would be jealous of the attention it’s getting
- As white as snow as round as your head
- Your hair is a perfect idea for a Chinese bowl I might get.
- Each time you have this cut I have a feeling you didn’t pay your barber, and he did it out of charity.
- Each time I see your hair, I feel the urge to play the bowling game.
- If I were a bird your head looking neat and round would have been some place I would sit on.
- If not for your nose and mouth everything about your face looks round.
- If anyone complimented your button today they didn’t mean your shirt they meant your hair.
- Your bowl cut is like a satellite dish for your thoughts.
- Your bowl cut is so perfectly symmetrical; even mathematicians are envious of the geometric precision.
- Your head looks so round I could use it sometimes as stress relief.
- Your head looks like a bowl of Ramen.
- Did you ask your barber for a bowl cut, or did you just forget to take the mixing bowl off your head after baking cookies?
- Is your hair a DIY project gone wrong, or did you just lose a bet with your hairdresser?”
If the earth were round, your head would have been a perfect example.
This is a good roast for someone with a bowl cut because it’s creative and filled with humor. This roast makes use of sarcasm to poke fun at someone with a bowl cut for the funny hairstyle they chose.
Use this roast playfully on your friend who is rocking a bowl cut and be sure to hear laughter from your other friends.
Here is another tweaked way to use the roast above:
- Your head would have been a perfect description if they were to make the Earth round.
I don’t have to be a pro to give you this cut, I just need to put a bowl on your head and trace it.
So, let’s say you have entered into a word competition with a person with a bowl cut, this roast is the best for you to prep your listeners for a more hilarious roast.
Look at bowl cut guy, smile, and say:
- Next time, save your haircut money. I can achieve this hairstyle using a bowl to trace your head.
Did your hair just decide it wanted to double as a cereal bowl?
Don’t give the Bowl-cut guy breathing space to think about a good comeback before hitting him with this hilarious quote.
Here, you are implying that the hair has a funny resemblance to that of a cereal bowl. This roast is certain to hit them right at the middle of their head, whilst they are already getting the heat.
Deliver your roast like this:
- I found a doppelganger for your hair; it’s the cereal bowl
- Is the cereal bowl an inspiration for this haircut?
Your bowl cut is so round; I bet mathematicians are using it to calculate the perfect circle.
Okay, the Bowl Cut guy is already feeling the heat of the word banter but still feels like you are not up to match.
Double the heat with this humorous statement: “Your bowl cut is so round; I bet mathematicians are using it to calculate the perfect circle” and watch everyone laugh in enjoyment of your roast.
Make it funnier by saying it this way:
- Your bowl cut is an inspiration to mathematicians to calculate a perfect circle. Even Pythagoras bowed to the roundness of your hair
- I’m pretty sure an artist can’t draw a perfect circle the way your hairstylist did.
Did your hair consult a salad bowl for inspiration?
Alright, take a short break from the roast game you are doing with the guys; here is a perfect roast for your troublesome brother who doubles as a foodie.
Roast that brother of yours with a bowl cut using this roast.
This roast makes fun of the gluttonic act and further suggests that could be the muse for his hairstyle.
Here is another tweaked way to use the roast above:
- This haircut looks like a bowl of salad. Did you consult it for inspiration?
Is your hair color inspired by a fruit bowl, or did you just want to make sure your head is always ‘in season’?”
If your junior brother is still forming a hard guy, go on with the roast. This roast is a witty one and sure to affect him.
It is a roast filled with humor and puns. It makes clever ideas on “fruit” and relates it to their head always in “season”
- Since your head is always in season, judging from your haircut, guess we are in orange season.
Your hair is so bowlful; I bet even cereal would be jealous of the attention it’s getting.
Another roast for your foodie brother rocking a bowl cut and watching him make promises to never love food again.
This roast not only pokes fun of their unprofessional hairstyle but it also pokes fun at them being a foodie.
You can deliver your roast this way:
- Your haircut outshines your favorite bowl of cereal.
As white as snow as round as your head
Now, let’s get back to you being a roast banter with your homies. This is a welcome-back roast for someone with a buzz cut.
Of course, you just fittingly roasted your friend with a buzz cut by coining a phrase for him.
Make it more creative like this:
- I just found out there is an adjustment in this simile expression: it is now “as round as your head”
- Congrats! Your head made it to the figure of speech
Your hair is a perfect idea for a Chinese bowl I might get
Sustain the interest of your other homies who double as your listeners with this roast. This roast is certain to make the bowl-cut guy burn but in a light-hearted way.
You can touch your friend’s shoulder and say:
- You and I should both go to the store tomorrow. Your hair is a perfect example of the Chinese bowl I want to buy.
Each time you have this cut I have a feeling you didn’t pay your barber, and he did it out of charity.
This is another good roast for someone with a bowl cut because it’s creative and filled with humor.
This roast makes use of sarcasm to poke fun at someone with a bowl cut, that they chose the hairstyle because they didn’t pay a dime for the hair.
Use this roast playfully on your friend who is rocking a bowl cut and be sure to hear giggles from your other buddies.
Here are some instances:
- I bet your barber did a charity haircut for you.
- I might get angry if I heard you say “thank you” for this haircut.
Each time I see your hair, I feel the urge to play the bowling game.
“Each time I see your hair, I feel the urge to play the bowling game” is another thing you can say to roast someone with a bowl cut.
It is an apt way to tell them they look funny on their bowl cut.
Here is another tweaked way to use the roast above:
- Your hair reminds me of a bowling game.
If I was a bird, your head would have been someplace I could sit on
If you are looking for a savage expression to roast someone with a bowl cut, here is a perfect one! It is even capable of erupting laughter from everyone listening.
Here is an example:
- Don’t stay under the tree else the birds will think your hair is some place to perch on.
If not for your nose and mouth everything about your face looks round
Another uproarious roast you can use for someone with a bowl cut is “if not for your nose and mouth everything about your face looks round”.
This is another humorous way you can make fun of their bowl-cut
When you want to deliver your roast, you can say it this way:
- Your mouth and nose is the only thing not resembling your haircut.
If anyone complimented your button today they didn’t mean your shirt they meant your hair.
“If anyone complimented your button today they didn’t mean your shirt they meant your hair” is another way to tease someone with a bowl cut.
Use this roast to jokingly tell your friend with a bowl cut they look weird with the haircut.
Here is how to deliver your roast:
- Your haircut looks like a button. You might get confused when someone compliments your button, thinking it is your hair.
Your bowl cut is like a satellite dish for your thoughts
Roast your relative who has a bowl cut with savage lines. To make it more interesting, you can say it this way:
- Your bowl cut is like a satellite dish for your thoughts- receiving signals from the mothership of questionable haircut decisions.
This is so crafty and capable of roasting your relative with a bowl cut.
Your bowl cut is so perfectly symmetrical; even mathematicians are envious of the geometric precision.
Here is an exaggerated expression you can use to roast someone with a bowl cut. It is a great roast to make light jest of someone with a bowl cut.
- Mathematicians gotta be envious of your perfectly symmetrical haircut.
Your head looks so round I could use it sometimes as stress relief.
Perhaps a bowl-cut fellow caught you staring at his hair and then he asked why you were staring at his head, drop this bombshell to roast him.
Here is an example:
- Your is so round; I’m using it as a stress relief
Your head looks like a bowl of Ramen.
Playfully make a mockery of someone with a buzz cut using this roast. With this roast, you are trying to make fun of their absurd hairstyle and shape of head.
Trying roasting them like this:
- Did your barber mention he got his inspiration from a bowl of ramen?
- Your hair looks like a bowl of Korean ramen.
Did you request your stylist for a bowl cut, or did you forget to take the mixing bowl off your head after baking cookies?
“Did you request your barber for a bowl cut, or did you forget to take the mixing bowl off your head after baking cookies?” is another funny thing you can use to roast someone with a bowl cut.
By this, you are humorously describing their unattractive look and indirectly comparing them to a mixing bowl.
Here is another tweaked way to use the roast above:
- I almost thought that thing on your head was my mix bowl. So much resemblance!
Is your hair a DIY project gone wrong, or did you just lose a bet with your hairdresser?
Comparing bowl-cut guys to an imperfect DIY is another hilarious thing to say to roast them. Roast them completely when you say there is as a result of the bet they lost with their hairdresser…
All these are just creative ways to say they look unattractive with their hairstyle.
Here is another tweaked way to use the roast above:
- Your haircut looks like a DIY project that went wrong.
Roasts should always be polite and enjoyable. Also, making your subject smile and laugh should be your ultimate goal.
Finally, refrain from using disparaging language to avoid upsetting someone.