20 Funny Roasts for Someone With a Mullet

People with mullet hairstyles are somehow the most difficult people to roast and that is because they are as saucy as they look.

So, if you are not up to their match in the roast game, it’s most likely you end up being the one roasted in an attempt to roast them.

However, this is not to scare or discourage you from roasting someone with a mullet. Fret not! I have got you covered.

I have prepared for you, in this article, 20 appealing,  funny,  sarcastic, one-liners, and the best roast you will ever come by.

Use these 20 funny roasts to poke fun at someone with a mullet

There are different creative ways you can roast someone with a mullet. You can tease them like this: “Is that a mullet or did you get caught in a hair tornado and only the back survived?” or “Your mullet is proof that some hairstyles should stay in the past – like disco and parachute pants.”

1. Business in the front, riot at the back
2. Whatever goes on in your mind starts from the back of your head.
3. I don’t know why you love cats. You should be a horse person judging from the striking resemblance.
4. Whoever created this hairstyle had a part-time job grooming horses.
5. You guys with this style are the reason hair shampoo is getting more expensive than a cut.
6. Is that a mullet or did you get caught in a hair tornado and only the back survived?
7. I think the hair is the reason why it takes more time anytime you want to make up your mind.
8. Everything called progress moves forward but your hair defies that law.
9. Would it be appropriate to call a group of guys with mullets, “a herd?” Just asking.
10. People with guns don’t kill. People with mullet do.
11. Your mullet is the only thing competing with your eyebrows for attention – it’s a close battle.
12. I didn’t realize we were casting for ‘Stranger Things 4’ – did your mullet audition for a role?
13. If your mullet were a superhero, it would be Captain Contradiction – fighting against the laws of good taste.
14. Your hair is the only thing defying gravity more than Elon Musk’s rockets – business up front, space party in the back.
15. Your mullet is so bold; it’s like a rebellious teenager refusing to conform to hair norms.
16. Mullet guys need no neck warmer.
17. Is your mullet the result of a hairstyle mixtape gone wrong?
18. Your mullet is like a moth to a flame – attracting attention but not in a good way.
19. Mullet and receding hairlines.
20. Guys with mullet have more worries on their necks than shoulders.

Business in the front, riot at the back

This one-liner is a direct sarcasm to the mullet’s favorite quote; “Business in the front, party at the back”. In this roast, the party is replaced with “riot” to poke fun at someone with a mullet.

Use this one-liner to roast someone with a mullet in a club. At first, they will think they are being welcomed to the club until you finish your statement, and then they will realize they are being made fun of.

Here are some examples:

• Business in the front, chaos in the rear.
• Mr two-faced is unwelcomed here; certainly no room for business and riot in oneself!

Whatever goes on in your mind starts from the back of your head

This is a very hilarious roast for someone with a mullet. This statement implies that their hair appearance is the way their state of mind is.

I’m very sure you can picture a mullet’s hair now and then relating it with their state of mind is a brutal joke that is certain to sting someone with a mullet.

• No wonder you think backward. Your hair controls your thoughts.
• Do you understand what is written down? Or do I have to start from the back?

I don’t know why you love cats. You should be a horse person judging from the striking resemblance

Mullet hairstyles look like the natural hair on a horse, no doubt. This roast draws inspiration from this fact, and it is a two-way tease for someone with a mullet.

So, let’s say you have someone with a mullet who is also a lover of cats, use this roast to indirectly tell them they are affectionate towards the wrong animals because they love cats yet they look like horses which is a wrong thing to do.

Whoever created this hairstyle had a part-time job grooming horses

Here is another amusing way to roast someone with a mullet especially when they have an association or a movement online.

Roasting even their origin is one of the best ways to shade and leave them boiling for retaliation.

Here is a different way to say this:

• Check out the founder of the mullet hairstyle; he must have been a descendant of the horse’s family.

You guys with this style are the reason hair shampoo is getting more expensive than a cut

As a girl, you are complaining about the hike in the prices of hair wash in the salon to your boyfriend who has mullet hair and he tries to sympathize with you…

Use this light-hearted roast to tease him and keep the atmosphere bubbling with laughter.

Here is a different way to say this:

• You guys with mullet are the real problem behind the increase in hair shampoo.

Is that a mullet or did you get caught in a hair tornado and only the back survived?

Your friend walks in, all glittering trying to show off his new hair inspo to the rest of you. Make a light-hearted mockery of him with this roast and watch the rest fall to their back with laughter.

You can point to the hairstyle and say your roast in this way:

• Is this the almighty mullet or do you get caught in a hair tornado and only the back survives?
• I can’t differentiate a hair disaster from your new hairstyle.

I think the hair is the reason why it takes more time anytime you want to make up your mind.

“I think the hair is the reason why it takes more time anytime you want to make up your mind” is another epic thing to say to someone with a mullet. It hits the most when such a person is indecisive about a lot of things.

This roast is to poke them that their hairstyle is the main reason for their indecision.

Interestingly deliver your roast like this:

• Your hairstyle is the cause of your indecision.
• Until you take off your mullet, you will always have difficulty making prompt decisions.

Mullet defies the Law of Progress

If you are looking for a roast that burns, just make use of this and watch someone with a mullet get his tongue stuck in his cheeks.  This roast is one of the best savages for someone with a mullet.

To make it more dramatic, give them a mirror to check if what you said doesn’t conform to what you are about to say, then spill the bombshell:

• Everything called progress moves forward but your hair defies that law.
• Your hair is on bad terms with progress so is your life.

Would it be appropriate to call a group of guys with mullets, “a herd?” Just asking.

With this statement,  you are trying to tell them that since they look like horses with these hairstyles, they can also make use of the common term of a horse which is a “herd”.

Use this witty statement to roast three or more groups of guys at a roast party and watch them lose their appetite.

For instance, a group of mullet guys comes in for lunch with you and after taking their respective seats, they are about to introduce themselves, grin widely, and say:

• No need to introduce yourselves, I will just address you as “a herd of..”

People with guns don’t kill. People with mullet do

Another thing to say to roast someone with mullet hair is this exaggerated line that humorously plays on the stereotype associated with mullets.

Use this tongue-in-cheek statement to roast your friend or colleague who has a mullet but don’t forget to deliver with a smile.

• People with mullets are more harmful than people with guns.
• People with mullet scare me the most than people with guns

Your mullet is the only thing competing with your eyebrows for attention – it’s a close battle

Here is another classic burner to say to someone with a mullet when in a roast banter. This is a statement that emphasizes how awful their hairstyle is.

Also adding that it is competing with their eyebrow is another form of savagery that will draw laughter from anyone listening.

• Your mullet is in close battle with your eyebrows.
• Your mullet and eyebrow are competing for your attention.

I didn’t realize we were casting for ‘Stranger Things 4’ – did your mullet audition for a role?

Do you wish to keep someone with a mullet in the oblivion? I mean make them concentrate on the meaning of this savage while losing the main focus which is thinking of a comeback for you? This is the right roast to use for them.

This roast makes a popular reference to the popular TV series- Stranger Things. It implies that the person is a weirdo.

So, instead of directly saying your friend has a weird hairstyle which is cliche, roast him like this:

• I didn’t realize we were casting for ‘Stranger Things 4’ – did your mullet audition for a role?

If your mullet were a superhero, it would be Captain Contradiction – fighting against the laws of good taste

Make good fun of your friend or brother who is rocking a mullet with this humorous roast. This roast suggests that their choice of hair is an indication of their lack of good taste.

Be sure the person you want to roast understands to a certain level to avoid such a person thinking they lack good taste.

Here is a different way to say this:

• Your mullet suggests you have no eyes for good things.

Your hair is the only thing defying gravity more than Elon Musk’s rockets – business up front, space party in the back

This is a very witty roast and it takes a smart opponent to understand too. To break it down, the roast implies that someone with mullet hair has a hairstyle that defies the law of gravity which states that everything that goes up must surely come down.

Now the gist is that their hair isn’t obeying that law because their hairstyle is segmented into two; one facing upfront and the other in the rear.

Use this roast in a suitable place like in a roast party with your buddies. It makes more sense if you all are science students.

Here is a different way to say this:

• Jude is the only one with a rebellious hairstyle. Man’s mullet is defying the law of gravity.

Your mullet is so bold; it’s like a rebellious teenager refusing to conform to hair norms.

Another stinging thing to say to someone with a mullet is “Your mullet is so bold; it’s like a rebellious teenager refusing to conform to hair norms”, especially when such a person is an adult.

This will hit more because adults don’t like to be called kids.

Here are different ways to say this:

• Your mullet is like a rebellious teenager refusing to conform to hair norms.
• Be careful when walking on the street alone. You might be mistaken for some kids who ran away from rehab.

Mullet guys need no neck warmer

Suppose you are out on the grass at night, enjoying the cold breeze and you decide to share neck warmers with your friends but then you intentionally didn’t give your mullet friend one of those neck warmers.

You know they will be very surprised you omitted them so catch them off guard by saying:

• Mullet guys need no neck warmers.

Is your mullet the result of a hairstyle mixtape gone wrong?

Perhaps your friend with a mullet is looking unattractive roast your friend with this classic one-liner.

With this one-liner,  you are implying that their hair is as messy as a mix-tape that didn’t work.

See another twist to this roast here:

• Your mullet is similar to a wrong mixtape; both have a messy outcome.

Your mullet is like a moth to a flame – attracting attention but not in a good way

Roast your friend who feels like they are an object of admiration with their mullet. Get at them with this roast by implying that people obviously are staring but not in admiration rather to ridicule them.

You can brush their ego off their shoulder by saying:

• My friend, people are staring at your mullet not in admiration but rather to make jest of you.

Mullet and receding hairlines

Throw a playful tease at someone with a mullet with this roast. This roast can be used in a get-together where you can just go by asking questions like this:

• Why is Mark’s favorite hairstyle a mullet? Because he has receding hairlines.
• Why does Turner love to wear a mullet? So he doesn’t have to worry about his receding hairlines.

Guys with mullet have more worries on their necks than shoulders

Last roast to finish off your opponent. Tell the audience guys with mullets have more worries on their necks than shoulders, and watch them for a second stare at the mullet dropping at their neck like some troubles to ward off.

The audience will surely chorus “true” “deepppp”. The game is over. You won!

To Wrap It Up

To know how to deliver a good roast can be fun to you saying it and to everyone listening to it.

As much as you do it for entertainment purposes, a good roast should be told every time you are in the mood for one.