Category: How Do I Roast Someone

There are a variety of ways to roast a Japanese for a good dose of laughter. From their pop culture, and languages, to historical and superstitious beliefs, down to their obsession with sushi and Anime, makes it the perfect recipe for some funny Japanese jokes. So if you are looking to roast a Japanese friend,… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for a Japanese

It’s almost inevitable for people without eyebrows to get funny comments from others.  They might look different than what we’re used to, so they can surprise us, and sometimes, unexpected things make us laugh.  If you want to make fun of someone who has no eyebrows, there are different ways to go about it. In… Continue reading 40 “No Eyebrows” Funny Memes and Jokes

When mean girls make bitchy comments at you, you may struggle for a smart way to respond. This is a widespread situation for many people at school.  When mean girls make these bossy comments, you’ll feel weak and too lovely that you would just smile and agree with them. But later, you get angry at… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts to Say to a Mean Girl

There are many things you can say to roast someone who plays saxophone. I have spent the last ten years of my life teaching and learning about saxophone, and it still irks me when people don’t get creative to roast saxophonists.  For example, in many of my classes, we’d have some people say, “Saxophonists! You… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for Saxophone Players 

Chatting with someone who can’t spell even the basic words can be a chore.  The worst part is when you try to correct them, and they still take offence from it.  Well, if you want to roast someone who can’t spell, there are sleek ways to do it.  I know that the phrase, “I bet… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts to Say to Someone That Can’t Spell 

Unlike before, you can’t brutally roast an Apple product user by simply calling them iSheep.  Of course, even the Urban Dictionary says iSheep is the perfect derogatory term for people who are obsessed with all products by Apple Inc.  But there are more sassy ways to shut up an Apple fanboy or fangirl. I remember… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for Apple Users

The debate between Samsung Users and, especially, Apple users will not end anytime soon.  If a Samsung phone user confronts you and you want to roast them in return, there are many innovative things you can say.  Samsung launched its Galaxy S24 series in January and announced the anticipated Galaxy Ring, coming later this year. … Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for Samsung Users

I always tell people that when roasting kids, your savage has to be appropriate and relevant so that you don’t suffer a brutal comeback from these little ones.  By appropriate, it shouldn’t be so offensive or hurtful enough to bring their spirit down. But by relevance, it has to be tied to the context of… Continue reading 15 Best Ways to Roast a 10 Year Old

The statement, I Roast People With Whom I Vibe, means you poke fun and make funny jokes about people whom you are relaxed around.  We often relax our inhibitions when around people with whom we are friends or family. And this is the root of the above statement.  The word vibe suggests feelings that are… Continue reading I Roast People With Whom I Vibe: Meaning & How to Use it in Statements

The annoying thing about many online roast communities is that when it comes to dissing volleyball players, especially females, they tend to only talk about nasty and dirty punchlines.  You don’t have to be vulgar before you successfully roast a volleyball player. You can make a joke or ridicule any of their six essential skills,… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for Volleyball Players