If you need to make light jokes about someone who has pale skin or pallor. Wait, I got you. I do not mean your living room where you watch TV. Pallor is another term for skin paleness.
So back to why you are here; if you need funny roasts to use for a pale person then you are lucky to have come across this article.
I have painstakingly gathered lighter and more transparent jokes to use on a pale person. The list includes deep humor, sarcasm, puns, and witty statements…
Now that you have a glimpse of what should be expected, let’s dive in!
Here are 20 Funny Roasts for a Pale Person
- Are you allergic to the sun or are you a vampire; which one are you?
- I didn’t know ghosts could walk among us.
- Your skin tone is like a blank canvas waiting for some color.
- Have you ever considered a career as a glow-in-the-dark model?
- I’ve seen more color in a black-and-white movie than on your skin.
- Are you the spokesperson for sunscreen companies everywhere?
- Do you tan or just turn various shades of red and pink?
- I bet you bring your own lighting to the beach.
- Your skin is so pale, it’s like looking at a walking snowman.
- Even Casper the Friendly Ghost would tell you to catch some rays.
- I heard your favorite hobby is blending in with the walls.
- If you were any paler, you’d be transparent.
- Do you have to wear reflective gear at night to avoid collisions?
- Your skin is proof that vampires aren’t the only creatures of the night.
- I’ve seen more color on a blank sheet of paper.
- You probably have “SPF 1000” on the speed dial.
- I bet your favorite color is “pale.”
- If you stood next to a white wall, it would ask for your autograph.
- I heard even ghosts envy your complexion.
- You’re like a walking sunscreen advertisement.
1. Are you allergic to the sun or are you a vampire; which one are you?
Your friend just showed up out of the blue looking pale, be more sarcastic around him using this humorous roast to set a welcoming atmosphere for him.
Be prepared for a savage response from them if they are also witty.
- I’m running away from you before you turn me into a vampire like you.
2. I didn’t know ghosts could walk among us.
Another Zinger to say to your pale friend on a cool evening. Tell me what friends are for if they don’t make you mad.
Make this roast more creative and enjoyable amongst your friends by being even more dramatic with it.
You can jump off your seat to startle everyone and then say:
- Geez! No one told me a ghost was invited to the gathering.
You can believe me by words when I say they all will be rolling in laughter.
3. Your skin tone is like a blank canvas waiting for some color.
If you are in a roast fight with a pale person and they are trying to bully you with their skin tone, just let out a laugh and respond with this savage remark.
This savage comment is the perfect roast to deflate their pride.
It is a deep jab that is more effective than hurling insults at them.
- I have seen more colors on a leper than on you.
4. Have you ever considered a career as a glow-in-the-dark model?
This is a good tease for your pale friend. You know they have paleness of the skin, and they know you know too but turn it to a light situation especially if they are tensed about it.
This comment will surely draw a smile from them and also ease their tension.
- If we are to have a power outage, your skin color is enough to light up the room in the dark.
5. I’ve seen more color in a black-and-white movie than on your skin.
Assuming you are seated with a pale person but it is a boring evening for you and you wish to spice the evening up?
Then this classic line is all you need to switch the roast banter on. This roast draws humor from exaggerated lines to taunt pale people.
- Your skin looks like a universal color. All colors will blend with you.
6. Are you the spokesperson for sunscreen companies everywhere?
A question that poses to be an honest one but is riddled with mockery and sarcasm is a clever way to get at someone with pale skin.
First, they take you seriously, and on the verge of giving you a response they get the jab.
- Why so pale? Are you the only one using your company’s sunscreen?
7. Do you tan or just turn various shades of red and pink?
Another smart way to prick a pale person. For instance, they take off their clothes in a bid to show their summer body, catching the sight of their pale skin just go ahead to tease them with this classic roast.
Make sure you look at their facial expression because I’m certain they will be disappointed with your remarks as they expect admiration from you.
- Have seen a much better color on a chameleon.
8. I bet you bring your lighting to the beach.
A pale-skinned lady is on the beach with you and everyone is ready to hit the water. A little humor to carry along with the waves of the water is not bad.
Everyone gets the joke and they are all laughing and giggling at the shore.
- Did you attach ring lights to your body?
9. Your skin is so pale, it’s like looking at a walking snowman.
“Your skin is so pale, it’s like looking at a walking snowman” is another creative roast to use for your corky friend who thinks pale skin is equivalent to being white.
This roast tries to ridicule their notion and make jest of their pale skin.
- Even if you were being placed beside a snowman, he would deny your kind of paleness.
10. Even Casper the Friendly Ghost would tell you to catch some rays.
Another witty roast step on your colleague who has pale skin and thinks being pale is beautiful.
The roast makes reference to the main cast, Casper, in the movie “Casper the friendly Ghost” to draw a pale comparison.
By using this roast, you are throwing shades on them and creatively insulting them for their ignorance.
- Your skin is a role model to Casper the friendly ghost.
11. I heard your favorite hobby is blending in with the walls.
Here is another hilarious thing to say to a pale person. This roast will go a long way to make everyone roll in laughter so make sure you have a crowd of two when delivering the roast.
- Avoid staying close to the walls else we will think the walls have eyes and nose.
12. If you were any paler, you’d be transparent.
“If you were any paler, you’d be transparent” is another classic one-liner to sting a pale person. This roast will make them cringe and even be slow to say a comeback.
- You are just 0.1 away from being transparent.
13. Do you have to wear reflective gear at night to avoid collisions?
Asking a question in the guise of a roast is a clever way to make a fool of them because you have gone away with teasing them before even decoding the sarcasm in the lines.
If you want to go the cunny way in roasting a pale person then don’t hesitate to use the roast above.
- With the way you are so pale looking, you will need LED lights when walking at night.
14. Your skin is proof that vampires aren’t the only creatures of the night.
Playfully suggesting that they look like a vampire with their skin color is another subtle shade you can use on a pale person.
Induce laughter from everyone by pretending to avoid them. This funny reaction alongside this witty roast is sure to crack everyone up.
- Be careful walking at night else you get killed by vampire hunters.
15. I’ve seen more color on a blank sheet of paper.
Use this ironic statement to roast pale skin and watch them even go whiter as a result of this brutal roast. Suitable when you use it in a roast fight with them.
- Even a piece of paper will reflect in the dark more than you do.
16. You probably have “SPF 1000” on the speed dial.
Another sarcastic comment to use on pale skin that will hit them at the right spot. Saying they have SPF (sun protection factor) 1000 is an exaggeration to make fun of their pale appearance.
- Is your pale skin a reaction to the new SPF 1000?
17. I bet your favorite color is “pale.”
Also, implying that their favorite color is pale is a direct sting on their pale skin. This is capable of even draining more colors out of them.
- I’m not surprised to hear that grey is your best color. You needed something to remind you of your pale skin.
18. If you stood next to a white wall, it would ask for your autograph.
Creating an analogy to roast your pale opponent is another creative way to roast them. It is also a funny one to use in word banter because it is one hell of a savage roast.
- If you could hear the wall you will realize it is begging you for a skin care routine.
19. I heard even ghosts envy your complexion.
In case you need to trigger a pale person to be more angry then this punchline is suitable for this purpose.
However, going scot-free is not assured because if they are roasters like you, you might get a sassy comeback. So be prepared.
- Even ghosts are looking up to your skin color.
20. You’re like a walking sunscreen advertisement.
This one-liner is a funny and subtle way to say you are pale to someone.
This roast is mild but it doesn’t fail in achieving its purpose which is making jest of such people because they are pale.
So the next time you want to play safe when calling someone pale or you don’t want to call them pale literally, then say this:
- You don’t need any qualifications to be an ambassador for a sunscreen company.
End Note
The roasts above are just for fun, and lighthearted jokes to incite laughter not to demean anyone for their skin color.
Whether you’re pale, freckled, or ghostly white, the roasts above will suffice to roast them.
However, be sure to keep the tone in a friendly way and try to be respectful in your delivery.