Category: How Do I Roast Someone

Are you looking for trash talks and punchlines to unnerve a hockey player, especially one of the opponent team?  Hockey chirps — that’s what we call it in the game. And I’ve heard a lot in the times I’ve spent in different arenas.  In most cases, the best roast lines aren’t necessarily the ones that… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for Hockey Players

How do you roast a lacrosse player? Do you make fun of their skills? Appearance? Or anything that comes to your head about them?  Well, unlike other sports, lacrosse players have probably heard the worst of verbal humiliation. So if you’re going to get them riled up with anything you say, it has to be… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for Lacrosse Players

Making fun of big foreheads can really hit home and make you laugh. There are so many ways to joke about it, like calling it a “fivehead” or saying it could power a solar panel. Even famous folks aren’t off the hook. Celebrities like Alexander Skarsgård, Rihanna, and Nicole Kidman celebrate their big foreheads. So,… Continue reading 55 Funny Roasts for Someone’s Forehead 

Like how condiments add flavor to cooking, rhymes are an added flavor to any creative piece or writing. A rhyme is when two or more words have similar sounds, typically the same phonemes repeated in the final stressed syllable and any subsequent syllables. Perfect rhyming is typically employed on purpose in the last lines of… Continue reading 30 Funny Roasts That Rhyme

Do you wish to roast someone who is a total nerd? Nerds are a special breed who are often admired for their intelligence and unique interests. But sometimes, they need to be taken down a notch. Whether they are obsessed with codes, or they spend all their time buried in books; whatever the case, this… Continue reading 30 Best Roasts for Nerds

People with deep voices are frequently seen as people who exude dominance, strength, and a distinct form of appeal that can’t be denied. Their distinctive voice is like a unique ingredient in the symphony of life, and its uniqueness is appreciated even in a musical composition where the team is incomplete without the baritone effect… Continue reading 50 Deep Voice Jokes

Roasting someone based on their stature or body size can be demeaning and can go as far as bruising their self-esteem. However, if you intend to playfully poke fun at someone’s body size, then there is no harm in putting them up for some light-hearted roasts. This article is for you if you are looking… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for a Flat Person

Can you roast and toast someone at the same time?  In this article you are going to learn that this is possible. What is most common is either having someone roast you outright. And when you’re not being roasted, someone is toasting you. Not many people are able to pull off the two at once.… Continue reading Funny Ways to Roast and Toast Someone

Brown is a type of hair color. Everywhere you go you will find a brown haired person, men and women, old and young. Most people with brown hair are ordinary looking, until they aren’t.  At RoastHow, we believe two fundamental truths: everyone is special, and anyone can be the subject of a roast, for no… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for Someone With Brown Hair

Let’s shred that annoying person who has an answer for every subject under the sun.  You must have someone like that around you. Or even in your circle. He or she won’t stop talking, a Mr. Know-it-all.  There you are, gazing glumly at the person, struggling with the urge to shut them up. But you… Continue reading 20 Funny Roasts for Someone Who Thinks They’re Smart