Barcelona is one of the most popular soccer clubs in the world, with a huge and passionate fan base. They’re also known for their star players and colorful personalities.
But sometimes, even the most passionate fans can be a little too much, and it’s always fun to laugh at their expense.
That’s why I have curated the 15 best funny comebacks, light-hearted insults, puns, and good-natured jokes. Use them to roast your friend, colleague, brother, or boss who is a Barca fan.
Ready for the roasts? Let’s Dive in!
Here are 15 Funny Ways To Roast Barca Fans
- Barca paid Messi enough for Messi to buy the club, now that they are broke.
- Barca signed all the world-class players to lose the Supercopa to Real Madrid.
- Barca players get paid the same amount if they work at McDonald’s.
- Messi left and I feel Barcelona needs mercy
- Lewandoski left Bayern Munich for Barcelona to never win the Champions League again.
- If I and my 10 friends pick Barcelona we will win the match without a coach.
- With Barcelona being broke, how do they feed their players good food to play?
- Barcelona’s downfall is the reason we are happy, may it not be cut short.
- Barcelona has more debt than Messi’s Instagram followers.
- 10 since Messi left, I am sure Barcelona banned free kicks since it is a waste of time.
- Barcelona should have two trophy rooms, one for the honest win, and the second for the highest bidder wins.
- Barcelona is so broke am sure players do their jersey laundry themselves.
- Xavi is better at managing Barca’s finances than players.
- Barcelona fans are not loyal to the club, only to Messi.
- The last time I became a Barcelona fan, I suffered from depression.
1. Barca paid Messi enough for Messi to buy the club, now that they are broke.
The club finds itself in a dire situation as a result of years of mismanagement and low revenue.
Messi was overpaid two times more than the top players he played with in Barcelona, Messi is still one of the top 3 richest players in the whole world, while Barcelona also is one of the top 3 clubs with the most debt.
Roast a Barcelona fan to remind him of their debt this way:
- If Barcelona decides to sell every player and shut down the club, they will still need Messi to pay the rest of the debt.
2. Barca signed all the world-class players to lose the Supercopa to Real Madrid.
Barcelona lost the Supercopa to Real Madrid in January 2024, after signing great players and often boasted that the Xavi ball could destroy their rival.
They lost the game woefully, with 4 goals to 1, Real Madrid won the cup with V. Junior scoring a hat-trick.
- I heard Lewandoski will go back to Bayern Munich, he said he doesn’t see Barcelona lifting trophies except for shame.
- Lewandoski joined Barcelona with a pay cut but prefers to join Bayern and play for free, at least he will win a trophy.
3. Barca players get paid the same amount if they work at McDonald’s.
With so much debt, Barcelona can’t afford to pay huge and high salaries to their players.
Most players are interested in playing for the club because of its high reputation, but have to take a pay cut, less than what their colleagues get paid.
Roast a Barcelona fan with their player’s low income :
- Players taking a pay cut did it for Love, all your President did was take them to the trophy room, and say we will make you into Messi.
4. Messi left and I feel Barcelona needs mercy.
Losing a top player like Messi has made it difficult for the club to retain its high goals scoring performances, and its scary reputation while playing with other teams, with trophies trickling in.
Barcelona is not what it used to be during the time Messi played, especially during his prime.
- The only way a Barcelona player is winning the Ballon d’Or is for Messi to come back and play since your club cannot even afford CR7 junior.
5. Lewandoski left Bayern Munich for Barcelona to never win the Champions League again.
Barcelona hasn’t won the Champions League in a long time.
Lewandoski joined Barcelona from Bayern Munich, a team that mostly defeats Barcelona during the competition, and gave them their worst defeat by winning against Barcelona 8-2 in the competition.
Roast a Barcelona fan with the dream that Barcelona might win the Champions League.
- I dreamt your club won the Champions League, but it was the year 6040.
- Lewandoski left for Barcelona because he was deceived, they had a better retirement plan.
6. If I and my 10 friends pick Barcelona, we will win the match without a coach.
Barcelona recently has been losing matches and has not been scoring as many goals as they ought to.
This questions their form and players, and any team playing against them could exploit these and defeat them, Barcelona is not the team it used to be.
Roast a Barcelona fan with this statement:
- My grandparents and I can pick on your team, and we will still win the match.
- The only reason my friend and I will lose against the current Barcelona team is if we decide not to show up.
7. With Barcelona being broke, how do they feed their players good food to play?
The modern diet of a football player is specifically designed to meet the demands and intense nature of the beautiful game.
Elite teams employ sports scientists, and nutritionists to create a balanced diet for every player.
Each player’s diet should be tailored to their height, weight, body fat percentage, and position on the field. Your eating habits can be greatly influenced by the role you play.
Roast a Barcelona player to remind them their club is broke and in debt to achieve that first-class treatment for their players
- I’m sure your players have a slice of bread and water for breakfast.
- Soon as your debt rises, your President might ban in-game nutrition, since you are not playing to win.
8. Barcelona’s downfall is the reason we are happy, may it not be cut short.
As a Real Madrid fan with countless years of tense competition with Barcelona, giving birth to the breadth-taking “ElClásico”, Barcelona’s decline is a major relief and a major ease to the tension faced by any elite team who is going to play against Barcelonalona.
Playing against peak Barcelona was a game of luck, but now, it is a fair game of may the best win.
- Peak Barcelona made me cry, and declining Barcelona also made me cry, but this time it is tears of joy.
- I can go through the horrors of life smiling, knowing Barcelona will bottle the league.
9. Barcelona has more debt than Messi’s Instagram followers.
Barcelona as of 2023 owes 550 million euros, With more than 497 million followers on Instagram, Lionel Messi is the most followed South American user, with him also being the second most followed individual on Instagram.
This is a hilarious statement to get a Barcelona fan, in case he gets ahead of himself during a conversation.
Roast a Barcelona fan with this hilarious, witty statement:
- If every Messi follower donates a dollar to Barcelona, they will still be in debt.
10. Since Messi left, I am sure Barcelona banned free kicks since it is a waste of time.
Lionel Messi has the record for most freekicks scored by a single player, while he was in Barcelona, freekicks were opportunities for a comeback or another way to score, once the chance had been provided.
After his departure scoring freekick has been a nightmare for the team, and they rarely put it to good use if the chance was created.
With a smile on your roast a Barcelona fan in this manner:
- If Barcelona has three freekicks against any team without the goalkeeper, the score will remain 0-0.
11. Barcelona should have two trophy rooms, one for the honest win, and the second for the highest bidder wins.
At a time when the Nou Camp has been demolished and Barcelona’s finances are at their lowest point, the club is facing a bribery case in Spanish courts over a refereeing scandal that could result in a football ban.
This statement could trigger a Barcelona fan. Deliver this roast with a smile, to mask the stingy feeling of the statement.
- Barcelona paid referees more than they paid their players.
12. Barcelona is so broke am sure players do their jersey laundry themselves.
This is a hilarious statement to cut off a Barcelona fan who got in a roast duel with you.
This statement has the perfect punchline to shatter confidence in your opponent and draw out a smile and shocking gestures from everyone listening. This statement is laced with stingy puns and light-hearted humor.
- Heard your president banned players from giving jerseys out to fans since they are in debt, and it is expensive to produce one.
- Your club is so broke they might consider customizing player jerseys a waste of money since the fans know the player already.
13. Xavi is better at managing Barca’s finances than players.
During the transfer windows, interesting, talented players got signed to the club through Xavi’s influence, with little pay.
And they might have been linked with bigger deals with other elite clubs, but everything changes after talking to Xavi.
As excellent as he is on landing transfers, he isn’t that good with trophies, or winnings. If he had concentrated more on the club finances they would have been out of debt in no time.
- Barcelona uses jerseys that don’t stain easily to cut the cost of laundry.
- Am sure Xavi promised to make the players immortal, if not I don’t know why they haven’t left.
14. Barcelona fans are not loyal to the club, only to Messi.
Messi’s era was good for business for Barcelona, generating a lot of income, during shirt sales, and outstanding income also on ticket sales.
Messi has a lot of fans around the world, and he is one of the greatest players to ever kick a ball.
The moment he left is still a shock Barcelona is yet to recover from, the shirt sales dropped, and also a gap in the ticket sales demand.
- Barcelona is never investing in short people anymore, your club is yet to recover from Messi.
15. The last time I became a Barcelona fan, I suffered from depression.
Barcelona in this current form, is not the team for you to support if you are hypertensive or depressed, they don’t have the usual performance, and most expectations have been cut short.
They are in the stage of evolving to become a better team but they are not yet there, it might take time or sooner than expected.
- Doctors said the only way hypertensive Barcelona fans could make the year is by avoiding their matches or the club.
- Alcohol will kill you slowly, Barcelona will do the job in one season.