Farewell roast questions can be the perfect way to send someone off with a bang at a roast party. They’re a great way to poke fun at the guest of honor and make everyone laugh.
Whether you’re roasting a friend, family member, or colleague, these questions are sure to get a few chuckles.
So, without further ado, in this article, I have provided you with 30 spicy farewell roast questions to keep the party going.
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Below are 30 farewell roast questions at a roast party:
- Now that you’re leaving, who will we blame for all the bad jokes?
- Is it true that your departure is just an attempt to escape our relentless roasting?
- What will we do without your unique ability to make awkward situations even more awkward?
- Who will take over your role as the person we all secretly laugh at behind their back?
- Are you leaving because you finally realized that your jokes were as funny as a broken drum?
- Will someone else step up to fill the void of being constantly underestimated like you were?
- Is it bittersweet for you to leave, knowing that you’ll no longer be the punchline of our jokes?
- Who will remind us of what not to do now that you won’t be around to make all those mistakes?
- Will miss you being the subject of our affectionate mockery?
- How will we survive without your remarkable ability to turn a simple task into a complete disaster?
- Will anyone else be as committed to providing us with endless entertainment through their embarrassing moments?
- Who will we turn to for advice on how not to live your life?
- Will you miss the constant reminder of how much better all of us are at everything?
- Now that you’re leaving, who will be our daily reminder of what failure looks like?
- Who will we use as the benchmark for what not to aspire to?
- Will you miss the camaraderie of being the person we all bonded over making fun of?
- What will we do without your unparalleled talent for taking things way too seriously?
- Who will we rely on to consistently make questionable fashion choices?
- Will anyone else be able to perfectly embody the combination of cluelessness and confidence that you do?
- Now that you’re gone, who will we blame for all the times the office coffee tasted awful?
- Will you miss being the go-to person for all of our sarcastic remarks?
- Who will we nominate as the official ‘Most Likely to Be Late to Everything’ in your absence?
- Will you miss having your name constantly mispronounced by everyone?
- What will we do without your impressive ability to turn a simple conversation into an awkward one?
- Who will we trust to give us terrible advice now that you’re leaving?
- Will you miss being the designated person we blame when things go wrong?
- Now that you’re leaving, who will take over your title as the ‘Master of Procrastination’?
- Will you miss being the person we always expected to mess up at social events?
- Who will we rely on to make us feel better about ourselves through their constant self-deprecating jokes?
- Now that you’re leaving, who will we celebrate as the embodiment of ‘how not to be an adult’?
1. Now that you’re leaving, who will we blame for all the bad jokes?
You’re at a homie’s party, and everyone is having spontaneous fun; something about the music, the food, and the drinks.
Then one of your introverted friends who is a sucker for social gatherings isn’t having a whale of time so he makes moves to get up.
You have noticed him walking towards the exit, catching up with him and the party pooper with this farewell roast question.
This roast question is a good tease for your friend and a funny way to bid him goodbye.
- I’m not happy to hear you are leaving soon. We will be left with no one to entertain us with their clumsiness.
2. Is it true that your departure is just an attempt to escape our relentless roasting?
This roast is for you if you are the host of the roast party. You have called for the roast party and the best roasters are here in your parlor, drinking and tossing each other in the heat of words for a good roast.
Someone who isn’t up to par with the bad guys is already getting uncomfortable, and before he gets burnt he is already saying his goodbyes.
Even tease him harder with this sassy roast question and watch everyone laugh. This roast farewell is an enigmatic one; one your friend will keep reminiscing about while in transit.
- Wooo, isn’t your sudden take-off an excuse to not get roasted?
3. What will we do without your unique ability to make awkward situations even more awkward?
Another interesting roast farewell question for a party pooper. Introverts detest social gatherings and they make awkward situations out of it.
Your friend who is an introvert is present at your party, and you wish to give him an iconic farewell; it isn’t bad to make a hit on their introverted personalities as long as you’re doing that in a light-hearted manner.
This roast even gets more interesting because it starts like you’re in regret to see them leave because of “their special ability” but in the wider sense you mean nothing other than pure sarcasm to make fun of them.
- If you leave now, who is going to entertain us with some silly highlights?
4. Who will take over your role as the person we all secretly laugh at behind their back?
We all have that special friend who is always the placid one amongst the daring bunch of friends.
While his other friends are outspoken and are good with words, he prefers to just be entertained by them. Such kinds of friends are usually laughed at because of their docility.
This roast farewell question can be used for your calm friend in a get-together to playfully pinch them, and a good joke for everyone present at the party.
5. Are you leaving because you finally realized that your jokes were as funny as a broken drum?
While there is the docile one amongst the bunch of roasters, there is one who always tries hard to tell jokes but ends up spoiling the good humor.
“Are you leaving because you finally realized that your jokes were as funny as a broken drum?” is a good punchline for such a friend and a creative way to discard them.
Comparing their jokes to a broken drum implies they suck at saying funny jokes. While it is rich figuratively, it doesn’t fail to pass the message that such a person is so boring.
- Are you leaving because you finally realized your jokes were as funny as a dirge?
6. Will someone else step up to fill the void of being constantly underestimated like you were?
Party has ended, it is departure time and everyone is set to leave but there is this guy left who is always leaving you awed with his performance at the roast banter.
He is always being underestimated by all of you but ends up thrashing you all with a worthwhile roast.
Give a farewell compliment but in a roast form using these lines.
- Will anyone be able to match up with your title as the “toaster”?
In case you don’t know who a toaster is, check my previous article on 10 Names to Call Someone who Roasts. You will get the complete idea there.
7. Is it bittersweet for you to leave, knowing that you’ll no longer be the punchline of our jokes?
There is the guy who gets all the hits from the other guys. He is like their specimen to test the intensity of their roast.
If you have such a friend then this farewell question might be another hit for them. Also, a good roast question to make everyone laugh for the seventh time.
- Is it a mixed reaction for you to leave, knowing that you won’t be the object of our jokes?
8. Who will remind us of what not to do now that you won’t be around to make all those mistakes?
Another hilarious thing to say as a farewell at a party. We are all erroneous beings, no one is infallible but some people make more mistakes than an average person.
This roast is a very funny one and full of good savages. Say your farewell in this manner to a fallible person. When delivered properly, it’s certain to make everyone laugh.
- Who will remind us of how wide we are now that you won’t be around to showcase your stupidity
9. Will you miss being the subject of our affectionate mockery?
Whether at a shindig or a cocktail party, this roast question is a good way to say your farewell to someone who gets roasted every time by everyone.
Asking them if they will miss being the subject of mockery is a deep use of humor to make light fun of them.
- Will you miss taking hot jabs from us?
10. How will we survive without your remarkable ability to turn a simple task into a complete disaster?
Saying you will miss someone who turns a simple task into a mess is a deep use of irony and a Savage one-liner to attack their clumsiness.
This can also mean differently in a work setting. It could be a subtle way to get fired by your boss.
Assuming it is the last party he will be attending, you can use this roast question for your gawky colleague at your work end-of-the-year party.
But ensure you are not being insensitive to the situation, and most importantly that he is your buddy. I bet he will forget the trouble at the moment and let out a wide grin.
- Dear lord, how do we find someone so good to get under our boss’s skin?
11. Will anyone else be as committed to providing us with endless entertainment through their embarrassing moments?
We all have our embarrassing moments but there is a particular friend that gets most of it like she is competing for “most embarrassed person of the year”.
Okay, the one whose embarrassing moments are cliffhangers is moving out of the country and she is throwing a send forth party.
While everyone is going about with the normal greetings showing how much they will miss her, go unconventional with this roast question. This is a funny way to tease them and make them laugh hard.
- Oh Julie, oh Julie. Have you found a replacement for the one who will be providing us with endless embarrassing moments when you are gone?
12. Who will we turn to for advice on how not to live your life?
This is for you if you have a friend who is notorious for giving bad advice. Mr. Bad advice is getting married and you’re his best man.
You have been called to say a word or two about your best buddy, go up the stage, and make the wedding atmosphere a lot more fun with this roast farewell question.
- How will we know how to mess up without you?
13. Will you miss the constant reminder of how much better all of us are at everything?
Another sassy roast to poke fun at someone who is always in a toxic competition with you when you don’t care about them.
You attended a party with them and they are trying to prove they are superior to you. As a leader of your clan, show them they are of no league with you using this sassy roast.
- Will you miss the daily reminder that you’re in no league with us?
14. Now that you’re leaving, who will be our daily reminder of what failure looks like?
Coincidentally, you met your ex-boyfriend at a friend’s party, and then from afar you can read his expression that he thinks you are still that same old girl he dumped.
Well, before he walks up to you and ruins your evening. Be the proactive one here. Show him the bigger person in the room by walking up to him with confidence and a wide smile and use these lines to roast him.
By this, you are implying that he is a loser because he lost you- a rare gem.
- Now that you are leaving, who will I show my new boyfriend the human description of a loser?
15. Who will we use as the benchmark for what not to aspire to?
Another hot jab for a proud person at a party. It is the end of the party but you need to show your displeasure at their conceited behaviour.
Use this punchline to roast them before their departure. Trust me, they will be too dumbfounded to retaliate.
- Now that you are going, who will we use as the yardstick for bad role models?
16. Will you miss the camaraderie of being the person we all bonded over making fun of?
You just caught sight of a bully who bullied you and the other kids in the neighborhood while you were still little.
At that instance, you can’t wait to show him how much you have grown, and yes! Become unafraid of him.
Wait till the end of the party and give him this classic statement as a parting gift to reminisce about
- How about you come to our neighborhood, we miss having to laugh at a simpleton?
17. What will we do without your unparalleled talent for taking things way too seriously?
If you have a friend who takes life so seriously, doesn’t joke, nor comprehends a good joke then this roast question is appropriate for them.
People know that life is hard and no one makes it out of being too serious with life. We all need good humor that will make us laugh in order to be reinvigorated to keep up the good fight.
18. Who will we rely on to consistently make questionable fashion choices
Here is a touch of sarcasm for someone who makes terrible choices when it comes to fashion. If not supervised, they might end up choosing the wrong dress for their wedding.
This farewell question is sure to be a good roast for them and a way to poke fun at their bad fashion choices.
- Who will we rely on to keep giving us controversial fashion highlights?
19 . Will anyone else be able to perfectly embody the combination of cluelessness and confidence that you do?
Another kind of friend in every group of friends is that clueless one who is always lost and doesn’t catch up on gists. But the good thing about them is that even in their cluelessness, they are confident.
Use these lines to upset them a little and make the rest of the people listening laugh out loud.
20. Now that you’re gone, who will we blame for all the times the office coffee tasted awful?
Another hilarious roast to use as a farewell for the awful coffee maker in your office. As a boss, you should also have a good sense of humor.
When your coffee maker tells you of their plan to leave the job, instead of giving them a boring farewell, roast them sarcastically with this roast. Starting with an emotional tone makes it more interesting:
- Now that you’re quitting, who will make up for the traumatic years you have served me horrible coffees?
21 . Will you miss being the go-to person for all of our sarcastic remarks?
The best roaster amongst you is leaving and you are having some moments of nostalgia at a backyard party. Ask them if they feel the same way as you with this roast question;
- Will you miss being our bank of sarcasms and witty punchlines?
22. Who will we nominate as the official ‘Most Likely to Be Late to Everything’ in your absence?
There’s always a tardy person amongst your friends. I was notorious for always showing up late at every event.
My friends at our last hangout gave me an award for lateness. Well, guess what; I took my crown with my pride.
If you have a friend who is a perpetual latecomer then at your hangout is the best time to act. Award presentation time, make light fun of them by using this humorous roast on them.
- Who is likely to go home with the “latecomer of the year” award?
23. Will you miss having your name constantly mispronounced by everyone?
Names that are difficult to pronounce are always made jest of. Bearers of such names go through hell from constantly correcting them with the right pronunciation.
Tease them one last time with this roast farewell question. You can even playfully mispronounce:
- Will you miss being called Xuxa(Susa) instead of “shoo-sha”
24. What will we do without your impressive ability to turn a simple conversation into an awkward one?
Here is a playful roast question for someone who makes awkward situations out of simple things. Use this to poke fun at them.
25. Who will we trust to give us terrible advice now that you’re leaving?
Another roast for your friend who has terrible advice at his disposal; terrible advice that has almost led you guys astray.
Use this roast question for them. It surely will make them laugh.
26. Will you miss being the designated person we blame when things go wrong?
There is always an “Akon” in your group that loves to take the blame. Now he is leaving you guys and instead of saying plainly that you will miss them, use this classic question to bid them farewell.
- Will you miss being the person pin our mistakes on?
27. Now that you’re leaving, who will take over your title as the ‘Master of Procrastination?
An interesting way to bid your friend farewell who procrastinates a lot. Here, you’re not only bidding him farewell, you are also making fun of the way they procrastinate a lot.
28. Will you miss being the person we always expected to mess up at social events?
This is for your friend who is a drunk and who doesn’t know when to stop when it comes to liquor, and in the end makes a huge disgrace of themselves in public.
29. Who will we rely on to make us feel better about ourselves through their constant self-deprecating jokes?
Use this roast question for your friend who loves to belittle themselves so you won’t say they are proud or a show-off. To them, they are being humble and modest in dealing with you.
No matter how humble they are, they can’t escape a good roast so use this expression to tease them and watch them still make that humble courtesy to your joke.
30. Now that you’re leaving, who will we celebrate as the embodiment of ‘how not to be an adult’?
This last roast is for someone who acts so childish yet their age says otherwise. They hate tough work, love to be pampered and they behave like mummy’s boy.
This roast question is perfect to poke fun at them at a party.
- Now that you’re going, who will we find a new role model for juvenile antics?