There is just that one person amongst your clique of friends ( I call it the odd one) who can’t seem to use their indoor voice or subdued tone. Whether they’re in a crowded room or just chatting with a friend, they are shouting at the top of their voice or screaming, and they call…

If you find yourself having to roast a rich person you will agree with me that it might be a difficult and intimidating thing to do. Rich people because of their wealth, status, and sophistication can be a daunting task in finding the most creative roast that will affect them. But don’t fret, I got…

If you need to make light jokes about someone who has pale skin or pallor. Wait, I got you. I do not mean your living room where you watch TV. Pallor is another term for skin paleness. So back to why you are here; if you need funny roasts to use for a pale person…

There are a variety of ways to roast a Japanese for a good dose of laughter. From their pop culture, and languages, to historical and superstitious beliefs, down to their obsession with sushi and Anime, makes it the perfect recipe for some funny Japanese jokes. So if you are looking to roast a Japanese friend,…

It’s almost inevitable for people without eyebrows to get funny comments from others.  They might look different than what we’re used to, so they can surprise us, and sometimes, unexpected things make us laugh.  If you want to make fun of someone who has no eyebrows, there are different ways to go about it. In…

When mean girls make bitchy comments at you, you may struggle for a smart way to respond. This is a widespread situation for many people at school.  When mean girls make these bossy comments, you’ll feel weak and too lovely that you would just smile and agree with them. But later, you get angry at…

There are many things you can say to roast someone who plays saxophone. I have spent the last ten years of my life teaching and learning about saxophone, and it still irks me when people don’t get creative to roast saxophonists.  For example, in many of my classes, we’d have some people say, “Saxophonists! You…

Chatting with someone who can’t spell even the basic words can be a chore.  The worst part is when you try to correct them, and they still take offence from it.  Well, if you want to roast someone who can’t spell, there are sleek ways to do it.  I know that the phrase, “I bet…

Unlike before, you can’t brutally roast an Apple product user by simply calling them iSheep.  Of course, even the Urban Dictionary says iSheep is the perfect derogatory term for people who are obsessed with all products by Apple Inc.  But there are more sassy ways to shut up an Apple fanboy or fangirl. I remember…