One of the most interesting banter occurs between fans and you wouldn’t want to be left out or perform below par. Yes, that feeling can be tormenting.
So if you find yourself having to roast a Giants Fan count yourself lucky to have stumbled on this article.
In this article, I have compiled 20 rib-cracking roasts for a person who supports the New York Giants, a professional American football team.
Here are 20 Funny Roasts for a Giants Fan
- Oh so, you’re a Giants fan? Well, I guess that explains your love for losing and underachieving.
- The Giants are known for their big wins. Too bad they’re few and far between.
- If you need a patient man, date you a Giants man
- So, you’re a Giants fan? Well, I guess that explains your love for mediocrity.
- Are you a Giants fan? Because you sure do have a unique way of showing support.
- I hear the Giants are known for their defense. Too bad they can’t seem to defend their own end zone.
- So, you’re a Giants fan? Well, I guess that explains your love for long shots and underdogs.
- Giants fans are the best people you can date. They sure do know how to manage even the worst of characters. They have seen worse from their team.
- Giants fans sure do have a unique way of showing disappointment.
- I hear the Giants are known for their big plays. Too bad they can’t seem to make them when it really counts.
- In the football game, the New York Giants brought a ladder. Why? Considering that they had heard the Cowboys had a high defense!
- Why did the Giants of New York choose to have a baker oversee their offensive line? Because they needed some turnovers!
- When the New York Giants win the Super Bowl, what do you call it? A very uncommon miracle!
- Why did the Giants of New York form a gardening club? So that they can have something to root for.
- The New York Giants brought a compass to the game, why? Because they were trying to find the end zone.
- Why did the New York Giants go to the bank? To get their quarterback some change!
- What distinguishes a newborn from a New York Giants fan? Eventually, the baby will stop wailing
- New York Giants? More like New York Giantless.
- Why did the New York Giants hire a clown as their new head coach? Because they thought it would be a big joke.
- Why did the New York Giants invest in a roller coaster? Because their fans need a thrill
1. Oh so, you’re a Giants fan? Well, I guess that explains your love for losing and underachieving.
You are already in a roast fight with a Giants fan and you wouldn’t want to lose to a loser, right?
Well, you need to be stealthy, and fortified with the right and scorching words for them. Above is a nice start with our New York Giants Fan. Hahaha.
You know that they are Giants fans but acting more shocked to prove a point draws a more profound humor. But buddy, this is a burner you have got.
If losing and underachieving were a human, a Giants fan is a perfect human for that.
2. The Giants are known for their big wins. Too bad they’re few and far between.
Okay, I know this roast banter might be an hour-long one but relax, I have got enough to send them home to their mama.
Alright, the Giants fans might want to remind you of their big wins, “Four Super Bowls isn’t a small feat they say”…. Well well, throw them another missile to send them looking for shelter.
If they run to your home looking for shelter, just know that they are finished. You are getting their ass whooped.
3. If you need a patient man, date you a Giants man
Oh, this is a wicked one for a Giants man. Tell your friend with the worst attitude, in the presence of a Giants fan that nobody can date them, well except a Giants man.
One virtue a Giant man has learned from losing is patience. Very rare virtue only the New York Giants fan possesses.
4. So, you’re a Giants fan? Well, I guess that explains your love for mediocrity.
Tell me why anyone would support the New York Giants if they aren’t allergic to excellence or success. Oh sorry. That hit you where? Well, I’m just starting.
But for real, The Giants could field a team of paralyzed kids and their fans will still think they’ll pull out 10 wins. It is the mindset for me. So outstanding.
5. Are you a Giants fan? Because you sure do have a unique way of showing support.
You shouldn’t deal with a Giants fan on a surface level. Give them a taste of deep humor and sarcasm.
This statement is a tricky one that could deceive them into believing you are complimenting them but I tell you it is no way close to complimenting them.
Maybe putting ” unique” in quotes will portray clearly to them that they are supporting rubbish spelled in bold letters.
6. I hear the Giants are known for their defense. Too bad they can’t seem to defend their own end zone.
Hehehe. I told you we aren’t going easy on them so get ready for more roast burners.
Peradventure, they brag about their defense expertise, let out a chuckle, and give them a counterattack using this classic roast on them.
Sure gon’ hit them so hard, I can picture red patches on their face already.
7. So, you’re a Giants fan? Well, I guess that explains your love for long shots and underdogs.
Giants fans never cease to amuse me. Imagine having this personality; willing to take a chance on something that might not be the most likely to succeed. No, tell me who on Earth does that? Except for Giants fans though.
So use this humorous roast to play on the fact that the New York Giants, a professional American football team, have a history of being underdogs and overcoming long odds to win games.
And their fans? They are ever willing to take a chance on something that might not be the most likely to succeed.
8. Giants fans are the best people you can date. They sure do know how to manage even the worst of characters.
This joke is on a Giants fan again, and his unwavering support for the Giants which is measured by their high tolerance level. Saying they can deal with the worst of characters is a low jab to give them that will certainly sting.
9. Giants fans sure do have a unique way of showing disappointment.
This is true to the point. Giants fans like to man up and act tough. We know your team is letting you down. Why act so mature about it?
Giants fans have a reputation for being passionate and outspoken, and sometimes that can manifest as disappointment in a unique way.
You might say they don’t just feel disappointed, but I can tell you, those guys know how to wear their disappointment on their sleeve
10. I hear the Giants are known for their big plays. Too bad they can’t seem to make them when it really counts.
Another burn! But it is all good fun, don’t forget. The Giants fan might be referring to a lot of big plays but remind them they are not the only ones who watch the matches.
The Giants indeed have a history of making big plays that don’t always result in wins, and that can be very frustrating for fans. They know but they wouldn’t talk about it. That is what makes them fans.
11. In the football game, the New York Giants brought a ladder. Why? Considering that they had heard the Cowboys had a high defense
Another way to get at your opponent is to use a teaser for them. A teaser never goes wrong in taunting your opponent.
It is a very effective strategy you can implore if you want to roast your opponent to the point of crying.
Saying the New York Giants brought a ladder to the football game because they heard the Cowboys had a high defense is a pun to ridicule the inefficiency of the team.
12. Why did the Giants of New York choose to have a baker oversee their offensive line? Because they needed some turnovers
Another play on words to scorch The Giants. It’s a play on the dual meaning of “turnovers” – both in the sense of a bakery product, and in the football sense of when the offense gives up the ball to the other team.
This is a great example of the type of humor that can be found in the world of sports fandom, and as such can be used to poke fun at them.
13. When the New York Giants win the Super Bowl, what do you call it? A very uncommon miracle!
Another bang! Tell a Giant fan their win is always unexpected, rare, and miracle-like.
It is just like being barren for six years then in the seventh year, the angel visited you and you became a mother. A very uncommon miracle!
By now you should be preparing to change the bucket filled with tears of the Giants fan. Oh, you didn’t get a buck in the first place? Well, check the floor, it is flooded now.
14. Why did the Giants of New York form a gardening club? So that they can have something to root for.
Another pun teaser to roast the Giants. This has a figurative meaning, which is that the Giants formed a gardening club so they could have something to root for, as in the sports sense of “rooting” for your team.
So the joke is a pun on the dual meanings of the word “root” to poke fun at them.
15. The New York Giants brought a compass to the game, why? Because they were trying to find the end zone.
Ask a Giant fan this teaser but in no expectation of an answer but just to taunt them.
This will definitely make them cry like a baby again. Saying that brought compass to the field figuratively implies their lack of precision in games.
16. Why did the New York Giants go to the bank? To get their quarterback some change.
Here is adding salts to their open wounds only that in this case there is no real salt but taunting words in the form of salt.
The joke is a figurative one and it suggests that the Giants are hoping to get some change in the form of a new quarterback.
So the joke is a clever way of saying that the team needs to make a change at the quarterback position.
17. What distinguishes a newborn from a New York Giants fan? Eventually, the baby will stop wailing.
Another sting that will change the crying tunes of Dear Giants fans. And if you ask me, that is so cruel but a good poke that wouldn’t miss the target nor fail to throw everyone into laughter.
18. New York Giants? More like New York Giantless.
Tell a Giant fan they should be so glad when they hear “Giant” because they might be so clouded with excitement they didn’t see there is a suffix added to the “Giants”. Giants? more like giants of losers.
19. Why did the New York Giants hire a clown as their new head coach? Because they thought it would be a big joke.
I love puns and the intense humorous effect it has on the listeners. Well not to say much, have you seen “Brian Daboll”? Okay, good I have made my statement then. Don’t hesitate to use this roast to burn your opponent.
20. Why did the New York Giants invest in a roller coaster? Because their fans need a thrill!
New York Giants know their spectators are getting bored with the team’s performance, so investing in roller coasters might be a good adrenaline pump for us. Shhh! That is the best way to tell their fans they are L-O-S-E-R-S.