Category: How Do I Roast Someone

Do you need funny roasts for someone named Jonathan?  Jonathan is a beautiful name. Many famous people bear the name; from the likes of Jonathan Ross, and Jonathan Winters to Jonathan Owens. And there was Jonathan in the Bible, the son of Saul. So, if you know someone with that name, you might want to…

You must have noticed that people with less-than-perfect teeth hesitate to smile. If you want to roast someone with a chipped tooth but want to do it in a funny and light-hearted way, there are some lines you can use.  In this article, you will learn 20 different roast punchlines that definitely do not suck. …

Have you tried teasing someone about their name? Making jokes about people’s names is one way to roast them and share a good laugh.  Luke is a popular name, probably because it was one of the popular names in the Bible. So, if you want to make fun of someone who bears that name, there…

Kids are easy to joke and laugh with. They’re easily entertained, and roasting is one way to share a good laugh with them and lift their spirit. However, roasting children can easily get out of hand, as they’re also quick to hurt. That’s why you’ll need hilarious and inoffensive one-liners. Fortunately, in this post, I’ll…

Instagram is social media platform known for HD photos, 4k videos. It is a lifestyle platform where celebrities share moments from their lives with their fans.  On occasions, Instagram offers funny banter in the comment section. This article captures some of those moments.  We have curated roasts from all around Instagram to give you 50…

Twitter (now called X) is arguably the best social media platform to find the hottest takes. People’s humanity is exposed on X everyday.  With the recent purchase of the platform by billionaire Elon Musk, Twitter now enjoys even more freedom of speech.  Which is why Twitter is the place you’ll find the best roasts. The…

Many things could excite Michigan fans when they look back on the last few years, but this list I’m about to share with you isn’t one of them.   After interacting with a large portion of the University of Michigan fan base, I realised that trashing the football program means bringing up a kicker for a…

When I want to roast a Habs fan, all I say is, “I have a joke to tell, but it might be too dark, humourous and enjoyable for the Habs front office to deal with.”  It works every time because I’m referring to PK Subban, who is dark, humorous (etc.) and was traded away. After…

The Brits are known for their slang, and they don’t disappoint when it comes to roasting someone. It’s pretty interesting to hear this expression in sitcoms and comedy shows, but what’s more interesting is trying to incorporate these expressions into your everyday life.  In this article, I will show you 20 different funny roast punchlines…

Roasting a devoted Georgia Bulldogs fan is easy. I say this because I have a colleague at work with whom I only talk football, but we both despise the Coots and want nothing to do with their fans.  With this situation, I’ve exposed myself to some of the best roast punchlines for a Georgia Bulldogs…